Ally Kale

Full-time.

@tailso1988 Try here: espares.co.uk

Any kitchen appliance experts here? One of the knobs for our Cooke and Lewis oven has just snapped off how do we fix it? As I presume it’s just a case of pulling it all out and putting new one in?

@NatalieAHood I sea what you did there!!

Vitamin sea on a Saturday for me 🌊

@thedailymemes_ Gravy 😮‍💨👌🏼

What do you add first, ketchup or mayo?

Newcastle have absolutely shit the bed in this second half. Barcelona are flying 🤦🏼‍♂️

@MikeyBoy025 Barcelona are a different team in this second half, night and day.

English teams getting absolutely slaughtered in the UCL . Premier League, greatest in the world? 😂

@MikeyBoy025 Could have been a bucket load of goals so far

Some absolutely howling finishing in this game 💩 #MCIRMA

@Glen_1903 Do us a favour then would you Glen …………….😜😜

Not making the match today, the two home games I've missed this season we've won.

@FreeNwakali In my opinion, he’s not the right man for the job. But, he deserves the chance now he’s in, and results will be the determining factor. Hoping for the best. New manager bounce and 3 points tomorrow please. 👌🏼

Now that the dusts settled on the announcement its time for everyone to get right behind the gaffer. The proof will be in the pudding but he’s spoken very well and as we know he will demand 100% from his players. Big push needed starting tomorrow to get ourselves clear of trouble

I need to see Roy Keane's reaction to this.

@FrancisChipp He’s from Blyth you know? 😜

Will never be beaten.

@heraldscotland @westsidemalabo Someone’s packed lunch up in smoke 🙄🤣

An RAF spokesperson said the package 'contained nothing of concern' 👇

@WitzSado Was a man’s game back then. Just got up and got on with it.

Did Aitken no even get a yellow ?

@RedHighlander83 @KirsteenJ @AberdeenFC They did, then turned the light off.

@AberdeenFC Read the room for gods sake! I would rather have Lennon than Robinson! In fact, I’d rather have Elvis FFS!!

Aberdeen FC has this morning been officially given permission to enter formal talks with St Mirren manager Stephen Robinson regarding the vacant managerial position. The Club will provide an update in due course.

@FionaKirkwood1 They are oblivious

Does anyone running Aberdeen FC have any clue what they are doing?

@AberdeenFC This club is a shambles and becoming a laughing stock. Two months and this is as far as you have come?

@JuanGandini @ToonPolls Only if winning!

@ToonPolls Anticipating us receiving a shambolic red card in the away leg.

How’s this not a booking for Yamal FFS? I’m not one for conspiracy theories or claiming corruption. However, referee bias towards “big clubs” definitely goes on. Whether it furthers their careers, or positively impacts the opportunities they get? 🤷🏼‍♂️ x.com/baller_1908/st…

@toenail69420360 @FBAwayDays Yeah it was

@FBAwayDays Wasn’t a pen tho was it

A 95th minute penalty for Barcelona, heart break for Newcastle!! 😭

@SilverSaltire *yamal

@SilverSaltire Deserved the win over the 90 mins, Hall had a great game against Lamal. Typical a last minute mistake fucks it up.

Gutted for Newcastle ngl