Ally Pratt

“There’s no cheese I don’t like” JH

thoughts on eating alone at Taco Bell?

bro the blood moon woke me up

“It’s always innocent with me because I never know what I’m doing” SS

“Willie Nelson wasn’t a country singer… why is his picture on the wall?” – girl in line for the bathroom at the honky tonk bar

I’m addicted to how they treat me at Ace Hardware

“Why talk about something for 20 minutes when you could just get to the bottom of it… ?” – fine shyt

“I eat, I pray, and I do love…” DC

i really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws

“All your exes look like Charles Manson” EP

Halloween costume sneak peek

imagine you’re named Rich and you aren’t… nvm

closing deals at the bodega ✍️

Why is PB&J SO good

bumping into your ex on the way to a workout… better than steroids

walked into a toy store today to inquire about their oversized lava lamp but the one and only employee was asleep behind the counter. Their loss

“I hate coupes” GS

IP: “Look, a centipede!” EF: “Is that the thing from TikTok?”

Seeing a bird feather on the ground is disgusting. It’s like a tooth. Why is that falling out

did I just see a meteor in greenpoint or are we cooked