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if john mulaney ever hit puberty he would look like a property brother
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immature little blue heron
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immature little blue heron
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ain’t that just the way // ♋︎☼ · ♒︎☽ · ♌︎↑
chaotic neutral Katılım Kasım 2010
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EMILEA ZINGAS VADYM KOLESNIK MACKLEMORE DOWNTOWN GALA SKATE QUESTION MARK???!?!?!!!!!
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mikhail shaidorov come to the smithsonian national zoo with me to see the pandas please call me
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wmata delaying their metro rewind is actually so on brand
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when you’ve been an all things go hater for years and finally see everyone else catching up to the program
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things I’m actually afraid of as a (gay) dc resident
- aloho/pitchers dance floor at 11:30 PM
- giant’s no big bag policy
- the walk ins line at district tattoo
- red bear wednesday trivia
- $150 kiki pride weekend priority pass
- the way the aya upstairs floor QUAKES
maya aga@maganotmaga
things i’m actually scared of as a dc resident: - the new bus lines (i keep getting lost) - men who work for the dod - the rideshare bikes (i’ve crashed) - whitlows - people who eat at busboys and poets - anyone in a volo league
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there’s a blonde girl walking around in an giant oversized baby blue suit and matching baby blue flower hair clip and she looks like if sabrina carpenter and david byrne ran into each other really fast
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*cockney accent* please sir can I have some macklemore
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would it be “for whom the triple dips” or “for whom the dip triples”
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*at karaoke* “y’all got pick poor robin clean from sinners?”
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“maryland drivers this, maryland drivers that” stop ✋ you are ignoring the true menace to our roads: virginia drivers
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watching yellowjackets aka staring at a dark screen and imagining what’s happening 🫶
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mike white if I see you in the streets it’s on sight 👊
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me last night watching pornchai and belinda finally kiss
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count orlock ass bitch
syd💌@darlingstarlet_
why’d they put a giant glowing fire behind her omfg just stressing mark out
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