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EXPERIMENT: If you prayed to a god last week, try praying to a different one this week and see if there are more/less results.

Church is canceled due to lack of interest.

Twitter bores Me.

@masonmennenga A church I know had four youth pastors over the years. Two of them married their former students. 🤮

evangelical youth pastors will claim LGBTQ people are grooming children but then they’ll get married to one who was in their youth group

@masonmennenga Pseudo-Paul, less so.

i’m a progressive christian and i like paul

If you're ever feeling down about humanity, take comfort in the idea that there's probably another planet out there somewhere, full of the same number of dipshits, fucking their planet and themselves up just as much as we are. @almightygod might confirm.

Thou shalt not kill.

Humans bore Me.

there’s no hate quite like christian hate

Being an evangelical means never having to say, “That’s none of my business.”

Church is canceled for the safety of children.

APOLOGETICS DUDES: “We can trust the Bible because if false stories were circulating in the first century, eyewitnesses would have shut them down.” PEOPLE ONLINE IN 2024: *spreads every possible insane rumor*

@mormon_satan If failed predictions are good enough for Jesus then they’re good enough for Joe.

Most of the people in Heaven got in via a loophole.

What you think of as reality is actually GTA 6.