The Almost Funny Comedian

Who do you know who needs this shirt, or maybe it’s you? amazon.com/Not-A-Local-Fa…

@KamalaHarris @JoeBiden Who else is running besides Joe Biden in 2024 for the Democratic Party?

President @JoeBiden and I have created nearly 14 million jobs—the most jobs ever created in one term.

@mattrife I’m a local comedian out of Wichita. doggyflyagency.com

Kansas was a fuckin blast 😆🥹🤠

@Kendrajuana @mattrife What city lol?

@mattrife I was at this show! Hopefully Fred had the best night of his life 😂

I GOT AN OLD MAN LAID!!!! 😂😂😂 youtu.be/wwjFDxkWe5k?si…

@mattrife What city?

@Travis_in_Flint On an order that big, you should tip,

@realstewpeters Not all BLM matter

It’s no longer safe for Whites to live in America.

@LeadingReport @lookner

BREAKING: Department of Defense consultant says that the United States Space Force has proof that the 2020 election was stolen, but that the information was withheld in order to avoid the outbreak of civil war.

A girl had a seizure at one of my shows and she was the best sport about to 🥹🥰 youtu.be/dNndLCe3lwI?si…

@daytonfunnybone @FunnyBoneCbus @funnyboneomaha @toledofunnybone @SyracuseFB Did you by chance receive my demo tape from The Almost Funny Comedian last week? Grown Man Joke 😂 #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #laugh #funny #jokes #fyp

@JoeBiden Why did I have to make a payment then?

We’ve canceled $127 billion in student debt for nearly 3.6 million Americans. It’s a big deal.

@dom_lucre @Timesofgaza It’s all so sad.

@MattWallace888 I heard this years ago, but didn’t want to believe it. Maybe it’s true?

🚨 Rumors are Crculating That They Are About To Launch an Investigation Into Tom Hanks For Pedophilia 🚨 ⚠️ He Has Turned Off His Comments on Instagram ⚠️ Do You Believe Tom Hanks is Part of Pedowood?

Fuck evil people #Israel #gaza

@mrBobbyBones Hey Bobby, I wrote a boxing movie and now am writing a movie about a standup comedian. Would you want to read the scripts?

its morons like this that make the program look bad. and we aren't the only program with them. and being a fan for "x amount of years" isn't a reason to be an idiot. also, why go after him then "expose" him when he answers? be happy he answered. dont be a little b*#*h after.

youtu.be/A7esq8d8HA0?si… @CamdenComedy a clean standup comedian to watch.

@ianmiles Pull the desk out

Imagine teaching in this environment. Is there any wonder kids are struggling to even read at their grade?

@dillondanis You can’t pull out

Logan bragging about lawsuits again he isn’t built for the fight game, this pussy doesn’t deserve me I’m out.

@ianmiles Y they mostly always black?

Criminals are so brazen that they’ll just steal an Uber Eats driver’s car without a second thought. Was this what AOC meant when she said they just wanted to feed their kids?

@SpeakerMcCarthy Thank you Speaker

I will not seek to run again for Speaker of the House. I may have lost a vote today, but I fought for what I believe in—and I believe in America. It has been an honor to serve. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…