Ethan

in the gym listening to Pompeii pretending like i’m preparing to fight for my city’s freedom

man what the heck dude

sometimes u gotta just

it’s thursday damn

hello darkness my old friend

guys in reference to my last tweet: i do not have a knock knock joke to tell :(

who wants to hear a knock knock joke, anyone wanna hear a knock knock joke

one day I shall be a professional beat boxer, mark my words

Dear @SHAQ - this may sound odd, but it is my life long dream to get a photo of you palming my head like a basketball. I’m in my senior year of HS, and would be honored to have my senior picture be you palming my head. I live in Dallas TX, but I will come to you. thank you! :)

IKEA b like 🟨🟪

ok but hear me out,

artist; @eliot_paek. looking forward to getting an album cover done with this talented dude.

you know what they say; I may be dumb,

happy weekend

me: *calling Olive Garden* wait, so y’all have EVERY garden??

@e1anj I mean... guess it’s time to start forecasting some weather

@0fJerry no comment

I just learned that apparently humans can fit an entire lightbulb in their mouth with ease, but it will shatter if you try to take it out

absolute mad lad twitter.com/dallasnews/sta…

shoutout to all the hummus out there