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13 seconds ❤️‍🩹

Neurotypicals: “I forgot, sorry.” ADHDers: “I remembered it at 4am. I remembered it in the shower. I remembered it three separate times on Tuesday. And then, at the exact moment I needed it… it vanished. I’m really sorry.”

they actually did not need to post a video of the ralph being actively demolished. 😭😭😭

@letdatsinkin it’s more satisfying to know how stupid he looks and that he’s not getting paid for it.

Not even a blue check to justify the stupidity smh

@KelvinVancejr @MandyKnowsDC and look how the fuck you turned out. up there on some high horse telling an 8 year old to fill out a job applications…

@almosttiffany @MandyKnowsDC I was working on our farm well before then and watching my siblings. The kids I coach do the same.

A boy no older than 8 knocked on my door tryna sell microwaveable popcorn to get money for food. I dont have cash, so I offered to order chipotle on the app and he asked me to walk with him. My heart broke into pieces Thankfully my husband pulled up and walked with him

at least once a week i see the “mocktails are expensive” argument on here. fresh juice, like fresh squeezed juice (like we serve at my bar)- costs MORE than well liquor by volume. the syrups in the drinks are all also made in house. time & effort = money. jeeesus.

@KelvinVancejr @MandyKnowsDC please sit on the nearest pointy object and spin. christ.

@almosttiffany @MandyKnowsDC It doesn’t sound like this young man’s parents have given him this opportunity if he’s selling popcorn for food. Platitudes don’t change generational plight.

@KelvinVancejr @MandyKnowsDC also- just curious if you were filling out job applications at 8, while we’re here… no? weird. someone let you be a kid. what a concept.

@almosttiffany @MandyKnowsDC Foundry lazy one. This is about teaching the young man to fish. He can use the skills to teach his parents. You can only change what’s in your control.

this was a good joke for like a whole day.

@KelvinVancejr @MandyKnowsDC he’s fucking 8 you absolute moron.

@MandyKnowsDC This is heartbreaking and heartwarming, but it misses an opportunity to teach an important lesson. Next time, help the young man fill out a chipotle job application. Feed a man once and he eats once. Teach a man to fish and he feeds himself and his family. My players have jobs.

@AngryCitizenxx i am so fucking proud of you!!

I made it through the day👊🏻

@SPeeblesSports @hannah_chaddha seconding in order.

@hannah_chaddha I have watched every season at least 3 times, with some up to 5 times all since 2020. My advice seems lame, but I stick by it. Watch them by release order. It makes the returnee seasons more fun, and you get to experience the evolution of the game.

as a new fan of Survivor, i am determined to watch all 50 seasons so what should i start with (after David v. Goliath, Cagayan & The Amazon)?

bartending while my mental health is in the absolute gutter feels a lot like being put on display in a circus…smile, nod, do the things, ignore that your chest feels like an elephant is standing on it…it’s fine.

@mike_quale i grew up in western ny big dog. my question is based around the fact that colorado saw NINE inches of snow this winter, outside of the mountains…. and now it is may.

@almosttiffany When the temperature gets below 32 degrees on the ground or in the air above, rain freezes to a solid and becomes snow. This happens all the time, no matter what time of year it is.

can someone explain to me why the red rocks show i want to go to this wednesday is calling for snow…SNOW.

@TylerAllen1982 i know we need it but it would’ve been cool to have the cold during the cold months. not may. 🫠

@almosttiffany 9inches of snow didn’t snow all winter but yet here we are like wtf Colorado!!!

i’m supposed to get out of bed? and open the bar? ugh. 🫠

@bronanny2 @AngryCitizenxx or book store / craft store, a couple kid free hours in a store that sells my hobby is actual heaven. (just my $0.02)

@AngryCitizenxx I would buy her a gift certificate to her favourite clothing store. Then look after the kids for an hour so she can pick out stuff she likes. Just my opinion. Girls like clothes.

I've saved over $100 by being sober for 12 days. Might just go buy my wife something nice, it's been a while and she deserves it.

@SydneyLWatson @DougRLawrence paramount has all of them, last i remembered hulu only has a few.

@DougRLawrence I'm watching the older seasons on Hulu!

I know I'm about 25 years too late... but Survivor is such a good show. 😂 How am I only just now discovering this?