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Watching Dave fight for the silly mole #MAFSAU

@StephSequin I love it how Alissa and Rach were ready to kill for her before Scotty dropped the “wasn’t in Melbourne” bomb

And not a single person believes Gia, and she’s watching in real time that her house of cards has collapsed around her #MAFS #MAFSAU

@TweetsOfRenee Not sure the girls in his DMs will be after him for the right reasons

Don’t worry Scott, you’ll have no shortage of people in your DMs. You’ll find someone better and more worthy of your attention. You dodged a massive bullet. Hope he doesn’t fall for Gia’s fake apology at the next dinner party! #MAFS #MAFSAU

@TC5562918763139 He clearly doesn’t have the intelligence to put on such a performance, I feel bad for the guy

scott just played you all like a fiddle 😅😅😅🫢 fair play to the lad #MAFSAU

@50to39 Sometimes she literally interrupts herself

I think Alyssa would know all about David if he could get a word in. At all. Damn that woman can talk. Even when he starts to speak she just talks over him from his second word. Then has the hide to complain that he doesn't speak up!! Geez. #MAFSAU

@hierohero1 At least she got the Swiftie vinyl.. that shit ain’t cheap

When Stephen ghosts Rachel… #mafs #mafsau

@LorTal Yeah..like he’ll run with her

Rachael!!!! Run away with that guy right now!!! lol #mafsau

Sam is simply psychotic at this stage #MAFSAU

Seriously, if you’re not going to accept a decent effort at an apology and keep cracking the shits, then don’t ask for one #MAFSAU

The hobbit’s a turd and definitely not an empath..but aside from that he kinda has a point #MAFSAU

Juliette: Gia, remind me why you told me to call Bec a cunt. #mafsau

Rachel: I just got blasted really bad. Ease up Stevo #MAFSAU

The difference in reaction in Joel of being personally attacked brutally to Rachel’s reaction to having a slightly distasteful joke should be studied in schools #MAFSAU

@GoodEater3 It’s a shock that people have body image issues

#MAFS #mafsau If #Bec lifts her arms in a strong breeze will she take off like a flying fox or bat?

@Venixx He has a willy. It’s a lose/lose situation in this predicament

Ok, I’m confused by the end of that episode. How did Steven actually get in trouble? Did I have a micro sleep? #MAFSAU

Moral of the story - don’t finger blast if you want a peaceful life #MAFSAU

I’ve never seen more victim complex’s in my life#MAFSAU

An apology in a private setting is probably better than in front of hyenas like most of the girls #MAFSAU

I love how Steven obviously told Danny it was funny and Rachel overreacted a little bit..but changed his tune for the cameras #MAFSAU

@rooteruditorum Agreed, quite “traditional” of her.. not outdated in this instance though

In the age of equality , I still don’t get why it’s Fillip’s job to say ‘I love you’ first ? #mafsau