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No JP Morgan, don’t chase, if she likes you she will come to you.

Google server down. Idk how to work anymore.

When I was young I wanted theatres to assume I was an adult. Now that I am an adult, I want them to assume I’m young. Full circle.

THIS IS THE BEST STATEMENT GIVEN BY A MAN EVER!

Who is this uncle with 8gm protein in Vada pav?

Heard a kids name is Prashant. Why would someone name their kid after a pastry?? Wild.

Sablog hi yoga training ka course karege toh yoga learning kaun karega.

Zomato promoted the whole tipping culture so that they can poach Amazon delivery agents without having to pay them more. Do you find yourself paying tips by default to quick commerce delivery agents and not to Amazon ones?

Apple updated my phone and made it slower. I’ll die of motion sickness brother?

What people don’t understand about reservation is, if there are 140 seats, of which 40 is reserved, your competition is for the 100 seats, the rest 40 was never yours to compete to begin with.

@ethiopiancheri It’s either 3 hours to self love or nothing

works out for 45 mins flexes muscles for another 45 minutes showers for another 45 minutes

@blinkitcares Not sure what your team is working on that’s taking them so long, but it’s not that difficult. I work in marketing, I know this can be closed in a day.

@aloooleloooo Hi, we are extremely sorry for the experience you had. We request your patience as our team is actively working on your concern and we are making every effort to resolve it at the earliest. We truly appreciate your understanding and support. ~BR

Bought the health factory sourdough bread from blinkit, it’s expired 3 years ago????? @THF_In @letsblinkit I’m so done with these quick commerce platforms.

I’m not saying I need a 3 day weekend. I’m saying, I just need my 9 work hours to include my travel time also.

@blinkitcares I shared the order id, now what? Been 2 days??

@aloooleloooo Hi, we deeply regret the experience you've had with us. This is absolutely not the standard we stand for, nor the experience we ever intended for you. Please help us with your order ID via DM i.ki.show/CB8704C559 so we can look into this. ~MS

My European colleagues stories of skies there grounds me every time I post about Mumbai skies. But here we go.

People in tech who built AI are being laid off now because of it.

Tiramisu is so overrated for a dessert that’s mid at best!

@uff_meri_adaa Spend parents 50L to save my 50rs sounds like MBA to me

marry for love, marry for money, I'd say marry someone in the same office and split commute expenses

Sometimes I think how narcissist people could be that they pay to get awards. Sorry to break it to you, but all kinds of awards are paid.ALL.

I workout so I can eat ice cream during summers.