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“Easy to dream a dream, but it’s harder to live it” *in a British accent*

Philadelphia, PA Katılım Mart 2012

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alannah ;@alottafeet·27 Eyl

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alannah ;@alottafeet·7 Ara

There needs to be an express line in the dollar store because why on earth do you have two full carts?

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·21 Kas

Charlize Theron says Uma Thurman should’ve won an Oscar for Kill Bill (2003). She added, “Men get a lot of credit for these movies. What she did was unbelievable.”

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@videosinfolder Todd Glass

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videos in my folder@videosinfolder·6 Eyl

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alannah ;@alottafeet·1 Eyl

Chickies is playing Miss Independent by Kelly Clarkson. They should be ticketed for insighting a riot

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alannah ;@alottafeet·26 Tem

@BIMBOMINDSET @uglyblender For sure, if it was brown it would definitely give southern belle!

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seed oil soldier 🫡@BIMBOMINDSET·26 Tem

@alottafeet @uglyblender it’s the black hair!

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sam@uglyblender·25 Tem

Never have I seen an American woman who looks so much like she’s from Newcastle upon Tyne

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Jessie Murph reacts to Lana Del Rey using her song, “Blue Strips,” on Instagram: “She’s my icon. I love her so much.”

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alannah ;@alottafeet·26 Tem

@BIMBOMINDSET @uglyblender P.S. miss online discoursing with you 😘

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seed oil soldier 🫡@BIMBOMINDSET·25 Tem

@alottafeet @uglyblender she looks like jon benet ramsey! this look is also very “southern pageantry glam”

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alannah ;@alottafeet·12 Mar

@itsjustmike25 Easier to sneak lol

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Vincent LaGuardia Gambini, ESQ.@itsjustmike25·12 Mar

and for some reason they love the little airport bottles of liquor. seems counter productive

Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedog

when I was a kid I always thought alcoholics drank only vodka every night to get sloshed then I grew up and learned that real alcoholics drink either 40 light beers a night or a few bottles of gigantic barefoot white wines

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leyla 🍒@LeylaCardenas28·21 Şub

poppa@popitforpoppa

i use big words in arguments on purpose because i know bitches be illiterate

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alannah ;@alottafeet·3 Oca

@DeadOnThePage @SketchesbyBoze This also drives me mad

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Dal Is Deader Than Disco@DeadOnThePage·2 Oca

@SketchesbyBoze I've never understood the weird culture around reading/watching things in chronological order. You read/watch things in order of release, I'm sorry, but there's just context you're absolutely going to miss if you start doing prequels before the main story

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️@SketchesbyBoze·2 Oca

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people to read The Magician's Nephew before The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

Danae Hudlow@danae_hudlow

Listen I'm not usually about defacing book covers but I will absolutely be taking a sharpie to these in order to fix this devastatingly horrible ordering that has apparently now become standard 😑

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alannah ;@alottafeet·1 Ara

Long live tramp stamps & Carolann 💕

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alannah ;@alottafeet·3 Kas

Who’s the sick fuck that wants to see a compilation of amateurs getting booed at The Apollo?

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