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@simi2fine @RakgadiKoolKat Sperm smells like fish now?

it’s not the sex…it’s the sperm

The next president of America will spend his entire four-year term apologizing to everyone. 😂

@Czooba Do you mean non Brit players? Cause Luke Shaw and Phil Jones are way worse that de ligt

Has Man United ever had any player with an injury record like Matthijs De Ligt?

@Thapelo74400178 @chari639408 @SandileMakeba Sugar sugar Lomnyaka

@always_mellow @chari639408 @SandileMakeba Golo likaNehanda elinukayo

Zig only functions in the Mashonaland provinces. In Bulawayo, we rejected this voucher masquerading as currency for rands and pula. Why should we accept a currency that the government has no confidence in?

@Savheya_Happie Dynapac cp30, inga chakatonyorwa wani🤣🤣🤣🤣

Engineers first keep quiet. Others what is this Machine called??😂😂

@TeeMhazo Ehye, they are all over twitter, vamwe vanopota vachimboita zvima podcast zvekumama

Kumboriwo nemahure anemadegree here?

@bla_bidza @_Furnitureplug Ukanzwa vanhu vachiti vakabroka vanenge vasirikurevera zvimarara izvo

Problem ine Sosho media is that ne aka broka anongo kandawo ka negativity pa ZiG nhai!! Single currency is irreversible and you’ve got to get used to it. It is coming home baby!!

@FrankEra_ @AndyMitten Shyt club🤣🤣🤣🤣,

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 | BREAKING: Harry Maguire has SIGNED a new contract extension at #MUFC. 1 year + another 1 year option. [@AndyMitten]

@EYakoby This asshole pretends to forget Israel actually tried to delete Palestine from this earth. I hope the Iranian missle find you too, the world would be a better place.

Why does the term “war crimes” only get thrown at Western countries? Iran has been exclusively launching cluster munitions at civilians in Israel and no media outlet seems to be saying “war crime.” Weird.

If another man is flirting with your woman. He's not the problem. She gave him hope. Men don't chase closed doors.

🚨Nemanja Matić on André Onana returning to Manchester United at the end of the season: “Onana is the worst goalkeeper in Manchester United’s history, and when you are seen that way, you should not be thinking about coming back—he’s like a virus that can affect the whole team. A young goalkeeper like Senne Lammens, at 22, should not have to share a dressing room with someone like him. For me, he should stay where he is or go back home—I don’t want to see him at my club again.”

@NNyashaYessur Kwedu tirikumbomhanyisana ne2030 agenda ka

Botswana has just announced that its now getting its oil from Angola and in return Angola has offered Botswana a 30% stake in the $6 billion Lobito Oil Refinery. This is true leadership

@PhiriTofara Aiwa ita ini ndiri dofo, uye ndiri nzenza irikungoda opportunity before her life....

muchaurawa heya🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Thapelo74400178 @chari639408 @SandileMakeba We dont give fuck about the sugar addicts either...

@chari639408 @SandileMakeba We really don't give a fck about Shonas by the way.

HR: We lost the employee today. Manager: What happened? HR: He resigned immediately. Manager: Over a desktop background? HR: Yes. Manager: That makes no sense. It was a simple policy issue. HR: It was not simple to him. Manager: He changed the company wallpaper to a family photo at the beach. HR: Yes, and when I asked him why, he said it motivated him during long hours. Manager: Personal images dilute brand immersion. HR: It was a desktop background, not a public campaign. Manager: Rules are rules. Company devices should reflect company identity. HR: He told us it was not hurting anyone. Manager: That is why I reset it remotely and restored the company logo. HR: And then you updated his file with “potential loyalty drift.” Manager: I was documenting a concern. HR: He understood it differently. He felt the company had a problem with basic humanity. Manager: It was just a background. HR: Exactly. And if even that much personal space is treated like disloyalty, employees start to see what kind of culture they are in. Manager: How did he resign without a back up job? That's a red flag. HR: When employees leave without even having a backup job, it is usually a red flag about the company, not the employee.

@Faridatu001 He should fvck her brains out then go on to marry someone else

Should he reconsider? 🎤

@SandileMakeba Yes ofcourse.....

So out of 16 million people in Zimbabwe, no one else is capable of leading the country except Mnangagwa?

Kudzi Mutisi, after realizing Joshua 10% Maponga and Rutendo Sanctions Matinyarare, were being paid millions for the same propaganda he is doing for MTN data bundles.

Israel is attacking Iran’s historical sites, But Iran can’t respond the same way because Israel has no history. 🙄😂