Kenzie Kesselring

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Kenzie Kesselring

Kenzie Kesselring

@alwaysbsleeping

reader, writer + middle school teacher (she/her/hers) #BlackLivesMatter #readbannedbooks 📚

Denver, CO Katılım Mart 2011
720 Takip Edilen525 Takipçiler
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Carrie Wittmer 👻
Carrie Wittmer 👻@carriesnotscary·
first time i’ve seen my marriage represented on screen
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𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉@AbakpaJob·
It's unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house
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masha
masha@masha_slp·
What doesn’t kill you gives you cortisol spike, weight gain and hair loss.
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The Goddamned Penguin
The Goddamned Penguin@who_shot_jgr·
writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise" no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
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Shannon’s Spanx
Shannon’s Spanx@Shannonsspanx·
Happy Easter!
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Neil Renic
Neil Renic@NC_Renic·
First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…
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the heart
the heart@Fredward3948576·
I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding
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katie maloney defender
katie maloney defender@_danaykroyd_·
Best part of this Summer House drama is that no one gives a fuck how Kyle Cooke is doing
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BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️
BIG EMPRESS ENERGY™️@bigempressnergy·
and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break
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Neet
Neet@neet_sol·
normalize booing in the workplace
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area woman
area woman@explodingpiano·
not right now, funk soul brother
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
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Ed Blake
Ed Blake@Therealedblake·
Kids, we used to have this thing called investigative journalism where the press did more than simply regurgitate whatever lies the white house feeds them
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Mistress Dividend
Mistress Dividend@mistressdivy·
losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar
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Libriscent
Libriscent@libriscent·
And for the lady, perhaps ONE SINGLE MOMENT OF GOD DAMNED PEACE
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Kenzie Kesselring@alwaysbsleeping·
THIS WAS ALSO MY LITERAL EXPERIENCE! Since March of 2020, I’ve never again said “there is literally no way that would happen” to a middle schooler.
Sam 👁️@SamtheNightOwl

idk man i was subbing at a middle school back in january 2020 and this one 7th grader was talking about covid ravaging china and europe and he said that it was gonna come to america and mess everything up. in retrospect, he was extremely correct. a literal child saw this coming

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miia
miia@miiagarro·
love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch
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ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ
ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ@xxk1llsw1tchxx·
And for the lady, perhaps a xanax?
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