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Beer, bag, and 🍃 flowing, this cash Carti Putting tears in my eyes #wokeuplikethis*

I miss my ex's hardware but not her software

ROUND 1 ✅ Boston, please be classy my friends! I still love and respect you!!

@JimSalisbury215 god exists

Phillies release Taijuan Walker

@82erssy wait this is real 😂😂😂😂

Gritty just threw a lifeless penguin body from 202 into the lower bowl and now the fans are beating it senseless

holy shit the penguins are dirty little fucks

@NJDevils dickriding is crazy

@cowincrisis throw the malinoios on the right while you’re at it

this will not be up for discussion left: golden retriever border colli st. bernard dachshund springer spaniel beagle english sheepdog komondor irish setter great dane italian greyhound french bulldog australian shepherd sharpei centralist: labrador retriever right: german shepherd chinese crested pitbull corgi boxer poodle doberman pomeranian bernese mountain dog jack russel chow chow airedale terrier husky yorkshire terrier dalmation rottweiler any of those crusty white rat dogs fascist: chihuahua

@SpeakerKnockerz @plaqueboymax someone find this hacker n slime him out

@erikyoung1121 @connorusa18 @Dizix23 @KUburner78 any ETA on pennsylvania?

@connorusa18 @Dizix23 @KUburner78 Where are you located, I can keep you posted where I see it up here, just over the border

Bapple was in stock this morning Heavy on the was

Tattle Tales in Levittown

@officialbotter @saylordocs 😭😭😭

2003 might be the worst year to be born. 2008 - parents lose the house 2013 - too young for bitcoin 2020 - senior year on Zoom 2021 - college in lockdown 2025 - graduate into a frozen job market actually cursed

@bendellwerry ✌️

@BNightengale own

The NL is 48-30 against the AL this season.

@IsraelWarRoom cease fire, no?

@NFL_DovKleiman lowkey based

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@Topps @Philly_Philly88 @Eagles lemme get that

PHILLY FANS WHERE U AT

I'm not sure how some of you survived 2013-2017 Phillies baseball

@Phillies about damn time

Schwarbs sends one DEEP!