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@Primetime_jet @phillysportsszn

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@R1b11BK1P4 @BullyEsq hey now we’re not all bad. fuck arsenal though lmaooo

@BullyEsq Also "Philadelphia Eagles" or "Arsenal" in the bio. For some reason these teams attract the same churlishly imbecilic descendants of fieldhands and charwomen. Truly remarkable.

The vast majority of absolute worst, dogshit retarded replies come from the following locations (as noted on their X user profile): 1. Canada 2. South Asia 3. Nigeria/Ghana 4. United Kingdom Multipliers include: - 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ flags in bio - pronouns - anything communism

@Steve40071621 @TalkinBaseball_ hey there

@TalkinBaseball_ Come back to this once be blows it. Don’t run team USA 😈

biggest inning of his life coming up

@TalkinBaseball_ CLUTCH

@JomboyMedia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

USA beats the Dominican Republic on a really really bad call and the stream is dead quiet

oh these dominican tears are gonna be BEAUTIFUL 😭😭😭😭

@kljukusa @catbotter need to know the bot this dude dev’d lmaoo

Sneaker Dev Crashout

@b_nnett average AMNotify user

What cookgroups was he in? Anyone know?

@MySportsUpdate 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

BREAKING: The Baltimore Ravens have backed out of our trade agreement for Maxx Crosby. We will have no further comment at this time.

@_Tariqwoolen @CrossingBroad LET’S GOOO

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Don’t cry because the Exciting Whites are over Smile because the Exciting Whites happened 💔🥲

@dmoneyownz @SafariZoneHQ gif choice is crazy 😭😭😭

@SafariZoneHQ I want it because I want to brag to our local bff that I won and he didn’t @alwaysflushed

Ok here we go .... follow these steps to enter - Share this - Drop a GIF - Tell me why you want it - Follow us on X - Tag a NEW friend on the thread Winner drawn on 3/20 .. US only Good Luck XOXO

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BREAKING: Left-hander Jesús Luzardo and the Philadelphia Phillies are in agreement on a five-year contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Luzardo, 28, was set to become a free agent after this season. The new deal will begin in 2027 and locks up one of baseball’s best young arms.

@ErickKhan_ ripping the pennington in honor

that’s an all-time name for the cart. RIP 🙏🏼 this war just got personal

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@Coconut_crafts @KaraNextWeek they were frying her ass in the comments 🤣

@alwaysflushed @KaraNextWeek YESSSS!!! 🤣

People will be like "oh check out this cute spot in Philly☺️" and it's in COLLEGEVILLE.

@Coconut_crafts @KaraNextWeek was this on that post about how that family didn’t like vacationing in “philly” and went to sesame place 😂

@KaraNextWeek I had a long TikTok argument about how Sesame Place is not in Philly the other day...

I'd rather press my up arrow keys 13 times instead of typing 'npm run dev' easily with my hands

“Good morning, how was everyone’s weekend?” Hannah (31, UGA grad): “Great, had brunch with the girlies!!!! 😬😬😬” Stephanie (36, “working mom”): “Timmy won all 3 of his T-ball games!” Me, Ghost in hand, double upper decker in lip: “Situation… has been… monitored…” I exclaim, collapsing onto the table in front of me. All of the men in the room rise to their feet in applause. I am carried to the coffee pot like a young Jack Hughes (I am 10 years older than him), as John from Accounting places a beer funnel in my mouth and begins dumping espresso shots into the top. “Rest, brother, rest… we have the watch…” I slip into a light snooze… Suddenly, my phone lights up with an alert. “BREAKING VIDEO: Feral Paks pulsemogged at American consulate by leadmaxxing devildogs.” I’m back up.