Alyssa Zimmer

@Shawn_Smith1 Are you legal?

Is this legal?

A quote from my friend, James McGrath, on scholarship and the Bible.

“So they killed Cassandra first ‘cause she feared the worst/ And tried to tell the town” If only @taylorswift13 had been available for comment last week when the latest fresco to emerge from @pompeii_sites was being discussed. #Cassandra

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@MattThiessenNT Can confirm. Both are true.

Let’s just make every day national dog day. I can’t think of a single day where we don’t need more dog content in our lives.

me when i realize it's only 6pm

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@Shawn_Smith1 still....not enough DMB

More super cheap stuff at McKay's

This book by @albpeeler considers gender and God in a way that takes biblical scholarship, exegesis, church history, & the life of the church seriously. B/c I so highly recommend that you read it for yourself, I'm doing a book giveaway! Retweet & like for your chance to win.

@yesthisismolly this is incredibly reassuring

“Jesus loves all the little nerds and weirdos.” -Nancy King Happy Easter?

@Shawn_Smith1 Purple

Which one? (I chose none)

Celebrity pastors are cool but have you ever met a small town preacher who has faithfully served their not so glamorous community for 40 years and no one ever heard of them? Those people are the real heroes.

@MattThiessenNT Exegesis

has anyone ever gotten a "damaged" message when trying to open Zotero?

This is Noodle. He has been a constant source of joy for millions, by sharing his prediction for the day in the form of “bones, or no bones?” Yesterday, Noodle passed away peacefully at the age of 14. He was so loved by so many. It will now and forever be… a bones day. 15/10

Who else’s phone photo album is filled with pictures of pages from academic books they couldn’t afford?