Alyson Medley 💙

@el__problemo Thoughts and prayers Samwell

The band at Brit is playing Yellow By Coldplay, didn’t think it could get worse after Paulo Nuttni but I was so so wrong

@planetjedward Iconic

JedWatch 🌊

@MatchesMallone @eddieizzard Like a hotdog 🌭

@eddieizzard I’ll just keep calling you awesome.. can’t get it wrong ever :)

As people may now well know, I have added the name ‘Suzy’ to my names.  So going forward I am preferring Suzy but I don’t mind Eddie.  And I prefer she/her but I don’t mind he/him.  So no one can really get it wrong unless they call me Kenneth or Sabrina.  I am remaining Eddie Izzard in public.  Thank you.  Suzy/Eddie.

@ianraisbeck This makes me happy - bravo!

A fantastic concert tonight - well done all 👏 👏 👏

Buckle up #mafsau #alyssaandduncan

@ThatEricAlper youtu.be/7sW4dwXXX7Q The Bed Song by @amandapalmer

Pay teachers properly.

@el__problemo And yer mum… but I fully understand that I’m 3rd on the list 😘

Get to see my cats in two weeks and I’m bloody gassed

@StokeTruths @el__problemo Makes everything ok again xx

Stoke-on-Trent couple goals

@ianraisbeck @Ka81 Jam obvs

@Ka81 Once scone is pronounced you can then move to: jam then cream v cream then jam

@simeds @ReturnofR I concur

Who is the LOUDEST band of ALL TIME?

@AbarthRocket595 @chris_mocko @theJeremyVine Shouldn’t get undressed with the lights on

@chris_mocko @theJeremyVine Yes: he is a total hypocrite and people are tired of his constant petty cycling rants (thinking they never do anything wrong)! Mr Vine - those who live in glass houses......🤔🤦

From tonight's commute: A red Ferrari... In Kensington... With a silly number plate. Chances of driver being on phone: 💯%

@CliffsideKatie @CornwallHour Robin and Fred used to make “gin sandwiches”. Gin - tonic - more gin!

@CornwallHour I'm up for most things but 🤷🏻‍♀️

Does anyone have any random photos of things in #Cornwall ? It could be a strange old tree...a seat or bench in the middle of nowhere or ...just something that caught your eye as unique.... #cornwallhour

Liz Truss has finally resigned 🎉🎉🎉 Retweet if you want a general election 🗳️

OK. 5 prime ministers in 6 years. Serial chaos, serial lies & economic collapse. Enough is enough. RT if you want a general election NOW.

Music Teachers. Today you should hold your head up high. Because you make a difference. And in front of you today will be a student who was inspired by the music yesterday. They need you. So no matter the issues in the way, teach music like it matters for the future!

@simeds Snap!

@simeds @Pops__o @drfoxstearoom Carrot & Coriander. New flavour

Stopped for a spot of tea, don’t @ me on the scone, I don’t give a shit

@simeds As we say in the theatre… break a leg!