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@macharman @balsamhill Whaaaat is happening! (after this I asked to be transferred to another agent, and Luis said "ok." and then disconnected me)

We have a "geolegend" in our midst! Check out this recent article from @GeoInstitute's Geostrata featuring CCEE Distinguished Professor Mo Gabr, who discusses his academic and research career and his inspiration for studying geotechnical engineering: loom.ly/7Hd5Iug

Always

@ProductHunt all of them

What's an app you don't use but can't delete? 😳

@JennyVallecer @jenkpowers haha too funny! He is always very active on conference calls. A great participant

My husband sent me this, saying that our cat refuses to move, so his ear is now an `enter key`

Dexter, Mr Enter Ear himself, would like to thank everyone for the love - even though he’s always known he would be famous someday and isn’t surprised by it at all.

@dennis_oneill35 That doesn't work with cat physics. A cat must always be touching the keyboard

@alygat He can move the computer 😉

@amrith I wish!

@alygat Did you go? :P

Just spent so much time on the phone with technical support that the technician invited me to his wedding in New Delhi, India. I'm honored!

Currently missing the wedding of two people I care about, on a beautiful day, because @AmericanAir didn’t have enough crew to staff the flight I had paid for. #americanairlines

Hey @TryCaviar , just tried placing a large order a few times, but only received this racist error message in return. Not cool

@CeramicaOaxaca Please respond to my husband and I's email.

@alcazarvt Please respond to my husband and I's email.

hey

@glossier help me out! #glossier

In a nut, I want to hold up a mirror and let the bastards argue with that, not me.

I either have the choice of wearing a black shirt with no white marks on it, or I have the choice of wearing deodorant. I can't have both.

Feeling connected to everyone around me, on their own rooftops, cheering. #happy4th #NYC

Happy Ramadan Mubarak to Muslim folk everywhere.