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I wish I had known data collection for Spotify Wrapped ended in October or I wouldn’t have listened to Monster Mash 482 times the week before Halloween

All I do is make my overnight oats and drink my tea and live in peace. It’s beautiful

My boyfriend used to ride bulls and now he wears my red light therapy mask 10 minutes a day

@KBZO_ @BethanyEvrAfter Because they’ve already gotten two women traitors and they said there has to be a man in the turret. So he needed a man to throw under the bus so they’d stop looking for a man traitor

@BethanyEvrAfter You’re so right! He didn’t even consider any women!

Watching Rob consider who to recruit as a traitor #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

My best friend is visiting and we laid like three weeks of ground work to convince my boyfriend that she still believed in Santa. He left out pretzels and a glass of water for Santa and then ate them all for her. We told him last night and he was like “I’ve been moving the elf”🥲

I had a dream last night that something was stuck in my eye. That was the whole dream.

My boyfriend picked up the cutest Christmas ornaments by Christian Siriano and goes “I thought he made shoes”

Not my high school being scolded on Fox News over some Halloween costumes

I have a crush on Seeley Booth

Bought a house and everything is so expensive. Why are curtains priced like that

Getting my test results back that I have celiacs disease while on a cruise stuffing my face with a sandwich is top 5 funniest things that have happened to me

@JacoboFoSho @whatsuptucson Bro I had to sit in that traffic for an hour this morning I get to report what I see

I-10 eastbound near milepost 294 (Empirita Rd), east of Tucson, there's a hazardous materials spill that is being cleaned up, and it's causing miles of traffic back up

My boyfriend has the biggest crush on Ariana Madix and it’s allowed me to trick him into watching Love Island with me

Weird way to say you haven’t seen Fleabag

@JacoboFoSho HE’S FINE 🔪 HE LIKES IT 🔫

I actually love that my boyfriend has to run any plans by me before he says yes because I control the calendar that has his entire life on it

I went to Europe for 11 days and left the cat with my boyfriend and now the cat likes him more than me. Man had to text me and ask where the cat food was… twice

Spain must really enjoy having me here because the entire country lost power on my way to the airport

I love Europe