alysa 🍉

I’m Normal

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

I need a new job that closes before 1 am

Tom schwartz if I ever see you it’s so over for you. How dare you treat katie like this.

@ahhhhhhhriana is it Rise.

sometimes i think about a show i loved in 2018 that got canceled and i get really mad

I actually hate hosting this is terrible

I think being a host at a restaurant has given me some serious anger issues

@ahhhhhhhriana we have one left and Yes you can have it

@alysadotnet how many do we have left and can i have one

eating a delicious nectarine AMA

Chat how do we feel about the new shower curtain

@kbtdg average calico behavior

a chibi gummy cmm for my good friend @alysadotnet of their ocs, roman and taiki! tysm again for letting me draw your sillies! 💚❤️✨

LOOK AT THEMMMMM WTF go comm Kira right now!!! 🥺🥺🥺♥️♥️♥️

I am ancient

i think of this letterboxd review everyday

you wanna guess the color of my underwear

therapist: Do you ever think about suicide Me: Never me alone later: (chopping onions and singing idly to myself) 🎶 I love to kill myself because it's so cool / I'm gonna kill myself in suicide school

the personality disorder is disordering

@alysadotnet caesar salad u will always be loved

happy 100th birthday Caesar salad ♥️♥️♥️