ALYX | Chicago+

Only being able to post from my laptop grew arduous so I made myself a new account. Welcome to it!

I’m an older millennial. We had a pretty great run. We grew up with actual childhoods before everything moved online, but we still got the internet early enough to understand it before it took over everything. We had landlines, AIM, mall culture, good music, and just enough technology to make life fun without making it weird. Old enough to remember life before smartphones. Young enough to adapt to all of it. That was a sweet spot.

@z_belladonna It was made for you. Gorgeous.

Thanks to the cyber bullying of a dozen gorgeous women and the generosity of one special man, I went back for the dress ☺️

8am Saturday lift :)

@SaraStClairxxx But are you in a minivan again

I hate downtown LA with every fiber of my goddamn being. That’s all. I’m also a shit driver.

@Chicago2100 @MJsLoop2 Thanks for confirming!

@alyxchi @MJsLoop2 Yup! chicagoyimby.com/2024/06/plans-…

Fascinated by the tear down at Fulton Market and Peoria.

@MJsLoop2 I'm not entirely certain, but I think it's a mixed use project? Paging @Chicago2100

@alyxchi Love this area. Will be interested to see what comes about. Or are there plans already for the site?

dear elder millennials— insert all the lyrics to Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" ⚡️🔥🪩🔥🌮🛎️

@gracelawATL @BlackLotusPhoto My lord, grace.

Style & Grace 📸: @BlackLotusPhoto

@SaraStClairxxx Hot bad bitches reign superior! 👑

@alyxchi I love my algorithm sometimes 😂 He’s just sad he couldn’t sit through an ink session like all the hot bad bitches.

Greg clutched his pearls so hard he broke them. Setting up a GoFundMe to buy him new ones

@robynwildexo You mean men’s warehouse isn’t peak GRIT?

@alyxchi Talking about “grit” while wearing men’s warehouse buttoned up to the top. Girl save it!

@angelicanoi This mirrors my own experience. Wild indeed.

Having men as a client base is amazing because some will claim I'm too intimidating, while still others (married and 30 years my senior btw) will unashamedly ask me be their secret mistress for FREE right after they've sent me a Linkedin profile indicating they make millions :')

Today will be so much fun. Love throwing little birthday parties for my clients!

me— what shall I wear? him— maybe something with an authority vibe? me— the mind runs amok with authoritative scenarios him— figured this was very much your lane. :-)

Watched the sunrise then sat in a diner where the coffee came in a pot and 2 eggs were $4. The light through the window was doing something the architects of Michelin restaurants spend fortunes trying to replicate. Some things resist being optimized into a better version of themselves and that is precisely their value

Today, I walked twelve thousand steps in three inch heels.

My chest has vanquished yet another top

I’ve given up trying to understand the ebbs and flows of this industry. March is historically abysmal, with spring break week being extra dead. This year? The exact opposite. Loving it.

I recently asked my 💌 A-Lyst what would make them happy in 2026. Their responses didn't change who I am, or how we connect. They helped me articulate it more precisely on my homepage. You can feel it there now. The balance between strength and softness, edge and ease.