amanda 🧌

Coworker asked me if I saw the new iOS update. One thing about me is I do NOT update my phone 😂 I’m still on iOS 16 lmaoooo

Damn I really fell off

Got a large Dr Pepper from McDonald’s today and it was $1.90. I was ready to kms over much less, this is the final straw

By far my biggest pet peeve is 50-60 year olds that refuse to learn basic technology. There’s no excuse!! The internet has been around for most or all of your adult life!! It’s not your younger coworkers or children’s responsibility to teach you how to send a damn email!!!

It’s so crazy how you’re just allowed to mount a big ass phone to your actual windshield now. *boomer voice* back in my day, anything hanging from your rearview earned you an obstruction of view ticket

My 5 year old just asked me if I knew who Harambe was lmao

@YzermanSZN Thank you for the comfort in this trying time 🙂

I know the Yotes are no more but I still can’t bring myself to change my bio. So if you’re a new follower and you’re confused about that, it’s part of my grief journey ok

Gonna get so much more use outta this picture now

🚨 ALEX NEDELJKOVIC JUST SCORED A GOALIE GOAL 🚨

The Red Wings asked the NHL and Fanatics to include their Octopus mascot on their Stadium Series uniform, @wyshynski revealed. The tiny purple tribute is on the sweater’s back hem.

yikes. unfollowing now. loved the gay content, didn’t know they're a sports team

I just hope that some day it all makes sense

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Working 3 jobs and still not being able to afford your bills is something that really makes you question the point of it all lol

Working at an elementary school is a trip. Today, the kids were playing freeze tag. This girl BEGGED to be “it” so I let her. 1 min later, she’s crying. I asked why & she said “All the kids are running away from me!” 🤦🏻‍♀️😭 Had to explain that’s the entire premise of the game lol

Connor Bedard because he has blank, emotionless eyes like a wax figure and it freaks me out

I love hockey season 😌 Twitter upgrades from a normal dumpster full of bad takes, to a vile, plagued cesspool of ignorance from the stupidest creatures humanity has to offer. It’s so good to be back!

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