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@iMiaSanMia Please heal my childhood trauma bro I’m begging you

OFFICIAL: Bayern will face Real Madrid in the Champions League quarterfinals • 7/8 April at the Bernabéu • 14/15 April at Allianz Arena

@iMiaSanMia Thanks for reminding me I’ve done nothing with my own life admin

Filip Pavić is the first player born in 2010 to make Bayern's senior squad

@iMiaSanMia That shit “guerreiro” ???

𝗕𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗫𝗜 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗔𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 Urbig - Stanišić, Tah, Kim, Bischof - Goretzka, Pavlović - Karl, Guerreiro, Díaz - Kane ©

@iMiaSanMia @cfbayern Do my eyes deceive me or are we finally faking injuries like everyone else to rest our players 👀

Jamal Musiala will skip Germany's upcoming games as a precautionary measure. Julian Nagelsmann made the decision in close consultation with FC Bayern and the medical teams [@cfbayern]

@iMiaSanMia @SPORTBILD Gramps pulling the broke gimmick again we are truly blessed

Uli Hoeneß had increasingly pushed for cost-cutting measures, pointing out that not much was left of FC Bayern's fixed deposit account. Nevertheless, there's something that allows the club's bosses to sleep soundly. According to @SPORTBILD, there's a second "fixed deposit account" that the club could access if necessary. The Allianz Arena GmbH (company with limited liability) has a nine-figure sum of liquid assets [@cfbayern]

@iMiaSanMia “Should they advance” don’t dig in me admin

Official: Should they advance tomorrow, Bayern's quarterfinal opponent will be Real Madrid

@iMiaSanMia Uli it’s time to turn back the clock and send the Munich mafia after him

DFB referees' spokesman Alex Feuerherdt responds to Uli Hoeneß' criticism of the referee and says Luis Díaz's ban is likely to stand: "Maybe his opinion was influenced by the fact that the majority of the decisions went against FC Bayern. But we are by no means talking about scandalous errors here. The second yellow card was a factual decision by the referee. Such factual decisions are generally final, therefore, except in cases of serious errors such as mistaken identity, the suspension usually stands." [@KilianKreit]

@iMiaSanMia @tzmuenchen Kane not playing till April son

Leverkusen vs Bayern | Possible lineups [@tzmuenchen]

@iMiaSanMia Bayern sent them Black SUVs to his house 😭😭✌🏽✌🏽

Canada head coach Jesse Marsch confirms that Alphonso Davies won't be called up for this month's international games: "I spoke to him today. He’s obviously down and frustrated a little bit, but he said this little injury, compared to even the one he experienced a month ago is much less severity. He’ll probably be 2, 3 weeks before he’s back again. He’s probably not going to be with us for March, which is okay. We’ll probably leave him there in Munich and make sure he gets himself fully fit and fully back to 100%, but I’m confident he will do that." [@TSN_Sports]

@iMiaSanMia MUSIALA ROBBED

Michael Olise has been named Player of the Match

@iMiaSanMia It just wouldn’t be a Bayern game in March without our squad getting murdered

Jonas Urbig has also suffered an injury

@iMiaSanMia End my life now:

Jamal Musiala seems to have picked up a problem and is off

@iMiaSanMia Jackson it’s time to hang them up

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@iMiaSanMia OMG HES GETTING ALL THE BIC MACS TONIGHT

TOOOOOOOOOOR GNABRY!

@iMiaSanMia Nastiest low block son

Atalanta XI against Bayern

@iMiaSanMia Musiala coming on to save us down 0-1 gonna hit like crack

Bayern subs: Ulreich, Prescott - Kim, Goretzka, Kane, Musiala, Davies, Bischof, Guerreiro, Karl

@iMiaSanMia Musiala and Kane will have a twerk off at halftime to entertain the away fans

Predictions? #ATAFCB #UCL

@iMiaSanMia Haalands cousins bru ggs

The refereeing team for tonight's game. #UCL

@iMiaSanMia I caught my wife in bed with my dad today, do not make this day worse @FCBayern

𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗗𝗔𝗬 🏆 UEFA Champions League | RO16 - first leg Atalanta BC 🆚 FC Bayern 🏟️ New Balance Arena, Bergamo 🕘 21:00 CET

@iMiaSanMia His role will be demonstrating how not to play

Julian Nagelsmann confirms that Leroy Sané will play a role in Germany's upcoming games: "We don't have many players with his profile who often cut inside from the right wing. If his health holds up, he can be a very important player for us. We have a great relationship, and Leroy has played some great games. He's doing well at Galatasaray" However, Nagelsmann emphasized that Sané is a bit unpredictable "Let's be honest - we never know 100% what he'll ultimately bring to the pitch" [@kicker]