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me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

Serve him???? fuck yall had going on

@dotjjpg I have to love someone SO MUCH to miss them 😭😭😭😭😭 I thought I was a bitch

@dotjjpg been diagnosed 20 years now and honestly if I don’t see you everyday i just don’t even think of u it’s not that I don’t love you it’s just my brain only has so much capacity while it’s burning itself out with racing thoughts and impulses

You literally have to not give a fuck. Like simply stop giving a fuck. About anything lmfao

@EstieMaddie And if it is detecting that then why aren’t they busting actual pedos all the time.

@EstieMaddie This proves they have the capability to detect it, yet they allow it to flourish online. You must ask yourself why.

the most demonic sacrilegious shit i’ve ever heard oh my god

Fun fact: You can speak to the REAL Jesus for free in prayer anytime, anywhere, anyday.👀

Yeah, no. We would've had a real conversation about parasocial behavior. Not raising any stans.

This one hit hard.

I liked vanelle the entire time and then episode 5 she showed her entire ass smdh #ageofattraction

"what would you consider AMERICAN food?" "french fries." he was disgusted LMFAOOO😭😭😭

The way she made him confirm 5 times & she didn’t even prove him wrong i know she’s itching to do it in court 😭

The question you asked was exactly what I asked myself when I first entered the University of Ilorin campus as a 100-level student. I looked at the road stretching from the school gate to the academic area, twisting and turning, and I wondered: "Why stress us? Why didn't they just pave a straight line that would link us directly to the Faculty of Education?" Several people gave me funny responses. In fact, some even said it was for aesthetics, others said it was to prevent overspeeding. It wasn't until I got to 300-level and was introduced to Engineering Survey that I got the answer. It's a technique called Gradient Management. If you build a road straight up a steep hill like that, the slope becomes too sharp. A car engine has limits. If the road is too steep, vehicles will struggle to climb, and heavy trucks will roll back. Coming down is even more dangerous because gravity will pull you down so fast that your brakes might fail. To fix this, we intentionally make the road longer and windy to reduce the steepness. Think of it this way: It is easier to walk up a gentle ramp that wraps around a building than to climb a straight ladder. Winding the road spreads the height over a longer distance, making the climb gradual and safe for engines. Also, a straight line through a mountain means you have to blast through solid rock or fill up deep valleys, which costs billions. And as you know, following the natural contours of the land is not only safer; it is way cheaper. So in short, we are just using Geometry to defeat Gravity. You get?

People are seriously dumb af now it’s insane

I still can't describe how satisfying this was when it aired 💀

Ciara about to find Cardi a new man

It's always Y'ALL why 🫩🫩🫩🫩