amarchi

he’s sending amanda batula and west wilson

@rennaayy HAHA im dead

the chickfila drive thru runs more efficiently than the US government

@hbomb_4 it’s sunday but thanks tubs 🤪

day 256 of work from home and i have now lost full capability of how to dress like a decent human being

don’t get me wrong 2020 has been a rough year... but remember last year when that señorita song kept playing omfg that shit was brutal

got psychic readings done today and she told me she doesn’t see me finding true love until i’m 33 so if ur wondering why i’m single the next decade mind ur business

last night this bar told me i had to be 28 years old to use their bathroom still not sure how i feel about that but i’m really looking forward to using their bathroom in 5 years

does anyone know of a good corn maze i can go to that does not provide me with an exit

just registered to vote 😊

have you ever screamed all too well at the top of your lungs in your car or are you mentally stable

skydiving is really cool bc you can pay an extra $100 for cool photos of the experience

mentally i’m here

12 year old me watching icarly:

first purchase off facebook marketplace and the microwave doesn’t heat up anyways thanks raimonda for the $40 light up spinning box

just joined a zoom meeting wearing a college t-shirt to a room full of suits and button downs 0/10 overall very humbling experience

taylor swift: fuck me:

nobody: snapchat memories: hahaha look how much fun u were having last summer u dumb bitch

thinking about the half finished soup i left in my office on march 9th assuming i’d be back in that following monday

and her name is bridgit mendler