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When @Olivia_Rodrigo said “I can’t even parallel park” I felt that

CDC this.... CDC that ... when you gonna c that I’m the one who understands you been here all along so why can’t you see you belong with me

Just made an excel spreadsheet for the first time and feeling like I can take on corporate America

Being vaccinated does not mean that you can run away with two new friends after your father dies and then return years later to save Pride Rock from your evil uncle

Being vaccinated doesn’t mean you can audition for the school musical with your new crush even though your dad wants you to be a basketball star

how in high school did we take 3 weeks to cover one chapter of material but in uni we fly through at least 2 chapters a week and we were just like ‘okay!’ ??

Anti-maskers will literally cover their face with anything but a mask. This lady literally just used a duffel bag instead of a mask

Who do I have to fight to get group chats on Tiktok

Starting to think I should make a YouTube channel dedicated to all the things I’ve bought because of youtubers. Hoping it’ll fund my impulse shopping addiction

@carlyincontro When people are talking about their best friends and say “parter in crime” or “the Bonnie to my Clyde”

reply to this w phrases that make u want to commit a war crime for no reason i’ll go first: - it me - just gunna leave this here ... - just did a thing - adulting - goals af

I’m only thankful for online school cause it means my classmates don’t have to see my side profile anymore

@SannaFowlie24 Thank you for helping me stay relevant every year. It’s the greatest gift of all!

@amareetb Forever retweeting

NORAD Santa Tracker and Snap Maps should collab

Little House on the Prairie walked so @taylorswift13’s folklore & evermore could run

You may call it pajamas but I call it ✨business comfy✨

So when scholars get help from other scholars on papers it’s called getting peer-reviewed but when I want help from others it’s called plagiarism??

The only thing worse than the pandemic is Justin Bieber’s Yummy being nominated for a Grammy

Happy Halloween! Just a reminder that nobody does costumes better than Scooby Doo

Death by responding to Canvas discussion posts

Used to think I could be fun like Zack and Cody but after 7 years of working front desk I realize I’ve turned into a Mr.Mosby