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servers and kitchen guys have the most beautiful relationships. he needs a hoe out his house and i need my oil changed

tubi is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

if a man say he’s picky he’s lying lmao

the fucking sheet on the canvas w the plaster or whatever is horrendous pls stop

i made a little presentation

circling back to my favorite exchange ever on this website

mount rushmore should look like this

if u haven’t seen villains on hulu u should

as a former fetus, i can confidently confirm that i would not have known nor cared if i was aborted

picking my scalp was fun until i got dry shampoo for brown hair and now my nails are brown :/

i’ve said it before i’ll say it again- i need to have a reality tv show. my life is insane. especially for a college drop out who’s simply a server. trouble finds me man lol might as well make u guys laugh

i’m being sued and i got beat up by a grown man tonight. those two situations have nothing to do with each other but like am i being punkd ashton it’s time to show yourself i am tired

if i’m wearing a hoodie odds are i’m using it as a tissue all day. i’m talking sneezing and wiping all over that ho idc i’ll wash it when i get home

@ravemomcon ahahahahaha ily

@ambtits Bitch I was driving 😂 I typed fast

If you have to stop to turn, you doing need a license. Just FUCKING TURN

for a long time i have been fascinated with a very particular concept, which is 'small town pathological liars'. if you grew up in a small town you knew one of these directly. i would love to know the lies you have been told

sometimes my dreams feel so real it affects my entire few weeks until i finally convince myself it was a dream i hate brains

@mikanveal i do it’s all inclusive

ISO someone to just sit in my house while i clean???? it helps me stay focused idk if it’s an ADD thing or what but i’ll pay u in twisted teas