αмвєя🎮

I have never opened shazam not in a rushed panic

It's getting to thigh chafing season 😒

The amount of people who don't wash their hands after using a public restroom 🤢🤮

Unpopular opinion, but I like Kanye's new album 🤷🏼‍♀️

This can’t be the same body that used to stay up all night gaming and go to work like it was nothing. Now if I don’t get 7+ hours, I literally can’t function.

⭐️🍄🎮

My hips hurt. I think I'm officially an old lady

What's your favorite video game of all time? My top 3 series: Mass Effect Bioshock Fable

Losing an hour of time/sleep on International Women's Day feels like the most on brand thing this world has to offer.

It's girl scout cookie season! 🤩

Does anyone want to take over the world with me?

If I unclench my jaw, the entire emotional infrastructure collapses. That's a load bearing clench

I just realized I’ll be 36, not 37 this year. I mentally aged myself a whole extra year for no reason. I guess the cost of living went up so much I tried to apply inflation to my age too.

I want a new Viva Piñata lol

Happy Valentine's Day 💝💌💋🍫

Happy New Year 🥳🎉🎊🎆🎇🥂🍾

Merry Christmas 🎄🎅🏻 🤶🏻☃️

Happy Halloween! 🎃👻🍫