Amelia Ritthaler

best place to be at any party is near the coats. to live in an area dedicated to transitions is to exist within the cross dissolve.

love being profoundly misunderstood. If people met me and immediately just got it…where would we even have to go from there?

Best part of staying in a hotel is waking up and making your room coffee as you get ready to go get your morning coffee

Reread my journal entry from a year ago SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE THE PEN AWAY FROM THIS GIRL!

The Pitt is for people whose trauma response is interpersonal hypervigilance. we’ve been training our whole lives to play “guess what that sigh meant.”

the way they had us thinking we’d all be dressing up as high school principals 5 days a week. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have a work from pajamas job

the way I would be shunned Amish country style if I didn’t show up to 7th grade in an Aeropostale graphic tee

Just want to see what the women from TLC’s extreme couponing could do if we let them run the stock market

hats off to moms for being so good at forgetting every out of pocket thing they said to us growing up

I’m definitely doing sex in a way critics and fans alike would describe as ‘wrong and bad’

I just know a weekend of Eat, Pray, Loving in Providence, Rhode Island would fix me

girl i’m bored! let’s destroy & betray ourselves for nothing

Feminism is definitely working cause even the catcalls I get now sound HR-approved. Men are like “have a good evening, m’lady”

I need to quit my day job so I can focus on my sexuality

when people think you’re mean but your actually just very scared

spilled my protein shake in my purse but i had pads at the bottom of the bag and they absorbed most of it

My simple hair style I did for my chipotle job audition earlier this month yesterday. I felt so beautiful but also ready to work and streamlined, focused.

Forgot it was St. Patrick’s Day but wore green pants to the office today

The bravest diva you know is on a mission to save her own life

Girls Trip Providence Rhode Island 2026