hey weeirdo

So I tried a money manifestation for the first time a few days ago… Yesterday I checked my bank account and someone had stolen over $5k. Apparently I manifested someone else’s abundance 💀😂 fml

RipGurl.. what a hottie. This slippery sucker original is painted on MDF and available on my website 🐬

Why would I send a risky text when I could just make art about it? 😂🔥

Literally me at work every day

Tom Cruise ain't got nothing on me 🐟💦 "Gils Gone Wild" prints & stickers 👇🏻 #tomcruise #gonefistin #fish

When someone asks me what it feels like to do a bump of K, send them this

Did I do a good job at censoring this pic of @blaire_game for Instagram or what? 🎷🤡👇🏻

TEASERAMA (1955) dir: Irving Klaw

@itsSamCollins I make art weirder than AI could probably come up with anyway instagram.com/heyweeirdo

IF YOU’RE AN ARTIST OR KNOW ONE PLS @ THEM IM COMMISSIONING 50+ ARTISTS & PROMOTING THEM IN MY VIDEO ABOUT THE HARM OF AI FOR CREATIVITY TY ILY

If by rizz you mean a big ass and addiction to clown porn, then yes

Anyone else watching the DCC doco and just absolutely FROTHING every time Kelli Finglass comes on the screen? Yes m’am 🔥 #AmericasSweethearts

This week in OnlyFans sexting adventures, I pied someone in the face, roleplayed a clown bimbo, humiliated someone for wanting to eat Shrek's c*m & kept a full sized man prisoner in my stomach. How was your day?

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My titties when I'm on my period

My Spotify podcast recommendations today are “Nick Kyrgios” and “How to Squirt” fyi

Next Sunday is latex funday!

@timchuma Lucky