@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Can you “see off” relegation? The Sky guy today said that’s what Spurs did but for me you can only see off an actual opponent.
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Sam
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Recording FOOTBALL CLICHES with @CDEccleshare
& @D_C_W first thing on Monday....
Let's have your questions, observations, football-linguistic radicalisation, footballers' names in things & anything else at all for the penultimate Adjudication Panel of this season
Cheers!
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@FootballCliches Man Utd on Sky Sports Tennis feels wrong. Mix was available.
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So are they all queuing up in advance to smash up Tuchel's hotel room?
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Obviously not in the true spirit of "come in, Agent [Player X]!" but I reckon we might see the odd "come in, Agent Walker!" if Burnley scrape a clean sheet here
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Stumbled across my new favourite managerial career
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@FootballCliches Can we even hope for outfield players in goal anymore for the everything list or are they never coming back?
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@FootballCliches Shots from in and around the edge of the area should be known as Armstrong Territory from now on.
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"You were impressed with Neil Armstrong, Alan, particularly his work rate..."
Vintage Maps@vintagemapstore
Map of Neil Armstrong’s Moonwalk compared to a football pitch. From the NASA history division.
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@FootballCliches People still sitting tight on their Not At World Cup 2026 XIs until Iraq and Bolivia have played the final qualifier.
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7.42am and I haven't seen an array of traumatised Italian newspaper front/back pages yet, come on
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@FootballCliches Controlling a ball on your thigh and crushing house keys into your leg is a very unique pain experience
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It's just mad how emphatically unsatisfying the act of playing football becomes when you add in jeans and running trainers
Eugene@eugeneh84
Where do City finish in the league if they replaced Haaland with Matt Hancock playing in jeans?
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Honestly thought Fletch just said "they're gonna bring Joe Hart on"
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@FootballH2000 @FootballCliches Did all his business on the left I think
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@amigatehouse @FootballCliches Looks like Andy Sinton that to me
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Can't solve it, am definitely capable of solving it, utterly sick of looking at it (match is c.1994-96)
Gareth@redactedcontent
@FootballCliches really short clip but can you identify? ER S3 E9
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@FootballCliches Could maybe be the Mestalla which had a high camera angle back then and the kit matches. Madrid had an all blue away kit for a bit around then too.
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@FootballCliches Agree but if they do they’ll definitely get promoted by finishing second and avoid receiving a title or playoff trophy.
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Surely this needs to be “their bedroom” or the classic “their mum’s basement” (or similar). Would be madness to do it from your mum’s bedroom.
Rob Palmer@robbopalmer
How good to see a proper Sunday Supplement back. Informed & considered conversation about football from real journalists… instead of some YouTuber in their Mum’s bedroom. Top 📺 @skysports_sheth @MarkOgden_ @JBurtTelegraph @johncrossmirror Maybe the return Soccer Am next?
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@FootballCliches Slightly too good for your average firms but not quite good enough to hold on to the top tier clients.
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Lets your other accountant sort your annual return and then submits it himself just minutes before the deadline
Jordan Davies@jordandavies09
@onyerheadapp @JamesAllen27 I walk past this accountancy firm in Swinton semi regularly after work and it always brings a smile to my face
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@FootballCliches @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC Refuse to believe this until the real truth is confirmed in his blog.
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Richard Keys & Andy Gray expected to leave beIN Sports at the end of this season after 13 years in Qatar. Veteran broadcasters not currently slated to present beIN's World Cup coverage this summer.
With @AdamCrafton_ for @TheAthleticFC
nytimes.com/athletic/70216…
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@FootballCliches I wouldn’t know whether to criticise that side for only being able to score from set pieces or too much trying to walk it into the net.
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