Loose Tongued Amit(Not a south asian)

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Loose Tongued Amit(Not a south asian)

Loose Tongued Amit(Not a south asian)

@amitllr

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maithun
maithun@Being_Humor·
Why are people of West Bengal talking to Today’s Chanakya but not to @PradeepGuptaAMI 😭
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हर्ष वर्धन त्रिपाठी 🇮🇳Harsh Vardhan Tripathi
हर्ष वर्धन त्रिपाठी 🇮🇳Harsh Vardhan Tripathi@MediaHarshVT·
ऐसा लग रहा है कि, @AxisMyIndia के @PradeepGuptaAMI ने पश्चिम बंगाल का #ExitPoll जारी न करके नए किस्म की रणनीति तैयार कर ली है। उनका डर है कि, यह पोल गलत हुआ तो उनकी साख पर सवाल खड़ा होगा, लेकिन एक्जिट पोल करने वाली एजेंसी पोल ही नहीं जारी करेगी तो उसकी क्या साथ रह जाएगी?
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saket साकेत ಸಾಕೇತ್ 🇮🇳
saket साकेत ಸಾಕೇತ್ 🇮🇳@saket71·
No one is talking about this because DM of Bangalore isn’t daughter of Gyanesh Kumar.
Prakash Sesharaghavachar 🇮🇳@sprakaashbjp

A tragic wall collapse at #BowringHospital in #Bengaluru has claimed seven lives and left nine others injured Deceased Persons’ Details 1. Mohammed Abdul Haq 2. Fayaz Ahmmed 3. Ku. Musaveer Begum 4. Latha K K 5. Smitha 6. MD Salauddin Ansari 7. Nasimulla Injured Persons’ Details • Priti (51), Siji (45), and Maya (51) • Tabreen Taj (47), Mubeen Taj (49), Azzu (35), and Sajid (20) • Syed Zameer and Samiulla Last year during RCB victory celebrations 11 persons killed in stampede •Divyanshi (14 years old) •Bhumik / Bhoomik Lakshman (20/21 years old) •Doresha (32 years old) •Poornachand / Poornachandra (32 years old) •Sahana (25 years old) •Akshata Pai (27 years old) •Manoj (33 years old) •Shravan K.T. (20 years old) •Kamatchi Devi (29 years old) •Shivalinga (17 years old) •Chinmayi Shetty (19 years old)  Today CM Siddaramiah visited the wall collapsed site immediately Last year he chose to go to Hotel Janardhan to savour Masala Dosa. In accidents Names do matter? @Narendramurthy @Nimmabhaskar22 @RAshokaBJP

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Pakistan Untold
Pakistan Untold@pakistan_untold·
Nuclear power Islamic Pakistan
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THE SKIN DOCTOR
THE SKIN DOCTOR@theskindoctor13·
"Sahab, aap bahut pahunch hue psephologist hain, 32 saal se exit polls kar rahe hain. Aapki patni pregnant hain, batayein, ladka hoga ya ladki?" "Ji, ji, dekhiye, jaise ki rujhaan aa rahe hain, jis tarah ki hawa beh rahi hai, oont karwat lene wala hai, janta ne thaan liya hai, mera khayaal hai ki ladka hi hoga. Main apne 32 saal ke exit poll experience se keh raha hoon." Ladka hua to: "Jaisa ki maine kaha hi tha, bilkul sateek vishleshan. 32 saal ka experience kuch maayne rakhta hai ji. Mujhe aasha hai mere pradarshan se logon ka psephology mein vishwas wapas lautega." Ladki ho gayi to: "Dekhiye, ye vigyaan hai. Hum sirf rujhaan aur hawa dekh kar andaza laga sakte hain. Kabhi kabhi daayein baithta hua oont aakhiri waqt mein palat kar baayein bhi baith sakta hai. Oont ki marzi hai. Khair, at least mera yeh prediction to sach hua ki bachcha hoga. Sateek vishleshan to nahi keh sakte, lekin kargar zarur hai. 32 saal ka experience kuch maayne rakhta hai."
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Rishi Bagree
Rishi Bagree@rishibagree·
A Police officer blasted a TMC goon who was indimidating Voters with a fake EVM-VVPAT machine. Just imagine the frustration he had for 15 years
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News Algebra
News Algebra@NewsAlgebraIND·
A girl challenges gender-specific ritual. LADY : Say 'son' 5 times. Say 'Beta' GIRL : No, Beta nahi bachcha. Not a son, just a child.
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THE JAT ASSOCIATION
THE JAT ASSOCIATION@Jatassociation·
कल के सफल मतदान के बाद का माहौल | चार मई ममता गई | 🚩
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Bong Political Guru 🧡
Bong Political Guru 🧡@bong_politics·
NIA , CAPF, ITBP , CRPF , UP Police All are now involved in Bengal election 🤓🤓 Ye Election hai ya War?
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कुशल मेहरा
कुशल मेहरा@kushal_mehra·
Is this the elite Bengali high culture we talk about? I mean Punjabis are a unique breed too. We bring Blasphemy laws. But good to see Bengalis giving tough competition to us on stupidity and barbarism.
Abhijit Majumder@abhijitmajumder

“Last time we lost in Arambagh, Goghat, Khanakul, Pursura…but we spared you out of magnanimity. This time, I personally take responsibility. After May 4, I'll see whose father from Delhi comes to save them.” ~ Abhishek Banerjee’s open threat to voters.

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Shashi Kumar
Shashi Kumar@iShashiShekhar·
I have said in the past and saying it now again. No influencer who is seen on Twitter except Amit Malviya Ji is from BJP IT Cell. IT cell job isn’t to reply random people on Twitter. They have a specific job assigned and they focus on that only which is beyond Twitter. So next time when you are trolled by someone and you think he from IT Cell, you are delusional
Shashi Kumar tweet media
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Ajeet Bharti
Ajeet Bharti@ajeetbharti·
अंकित, 'क्लेम टू बी' का अर्थ समझ में आता है? एक व्यक्ति ला दो जो यह कहता है कि वो मेरा क्लोज है, एक व्यक्ति! नहीं ला पाओगे क्योंकि ऐसा व्यक्ति है ही नहीं। करने का तो आप भी क्लेम कर लोगे कि आप अजीत भारती के मित्र हैं? मैंने किसी का रीट्वीट कर दिया तो उसका क्लोज हो गया? ये क्या लॉजिक है? मेड़ अकोई भी दोस्त या परिजन ट्विटर पर हैं ही नहीं, तो जो भी क्लेम कर रहा है, वो उसका क्लेम है। सत्यापित करो। मैं अब बोल दूँ कि एक ठरकी लड़की आपकी गर्लफ्रेंड है? नहीं बोल सकता क्योंकि मुझे क्या पता वो लड़की है, लड़का है, हिजड़ा है कि क्या है!
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Ajeet Bharti
Ajeet Bharti@ajeetbharti·
However, the same cannot be said about BJP IT Cell! They are crying like whores when someone from their own fold starts questioning Modi ji. You are, in fact, calling the whole gang of BJP IT Cell guys 'immature idiots'. They should learn from big BJP leaders and stop getting personal and behave like SDE bitches.
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Mr Sinha@Mrsinha

Yashwant Sinha, Shatrughan Sinha, Kirti Azad, to Udit Raj, a good number of BJP leaders have not only left the party but also regularly abuse BJP-PM Modi. And yet, you won’t find any senior BJP leader going personal against them. They have never abused them or tried to demean them. In fact, whenever they come across them, they speak politely. Now compare this to the continuous personal attacks on Raghav Chadda by senior AAP leaders. This is all about class and culture. BJP leaders are sane, mature, and experienced, whereas AAP is full of immature idiots.

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Ajeet Bharti
Ajeet Bharti@ajeetbharti·
कल 6 PM: ABP 165-80 India Today 150-75 India TV 180-200 NDTV 170-80 Times Now 155-75 Network18 160-80 Random Guy 205 सब बिना किसी वैज्ञानिकता या तार्किक नियम के आधार पर। कोई वैज्ञानिक सैंपल साइज नहीं। हर बूथ से पाँच प्रतिशत भी रेस्पॉन्डेंट नहीं। और सब परिणाम के दिन ‘सबसे सटीक रहा हमारा एग्जिट पोल’ कह कर नाचेंगे।
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Loose Tongued Amit(Not a south asian)
Loose Tongued Amit(Not a south asian)@amitllr·
@Iyervval What about people with circumcised dick? That is also religious symbolism. Those ppl shld be asked to leave their dick in their house? Baat Niklegi to door talak jaayegi
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Abhijit Iyer-Mitra
Abhijit Iyer-Mitra@Iyervval·
The Janeu is worn under the garments. This is outright religious intimidation. Next Krupanidhi College staff will tell Sikhs to remove kacchas because it’s a religious requirement? Ridiculous & criminal.
ANI@ANI

#WATCH | Bengaluru | A student who appeared for the CET examination at the center in Krupanidhi College, Madivala, Bengaluru, says, "I went to the center around 9.40 am. I kept the bag in the room and they didn't allow me because they saw my 'Janeu'. They started telling that you have to remove it. If you don't remove, we can't allow you to write the exam...Around seven students were also asked to remove their Janeu. We had no option so we removed it...I felt very sad. I could not write the CET exam properly...This happened yesterday..."

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@Being_Humor @PradeepGuptaAMI @MediaHarshVT @AxisMyIndia @pakistan_untold @theskindoctor13 @Siddhar64850525 @rishibagree