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I don't hate my job but I wish I liked it

Sales is a drug. You feel great after you make a sale but then a few days pass and you get edgy about when you'll get your next hit

Went to Manny's maybe going away party and watched a lot of Mary poppins

Btw those were two separate activities

We do not negotiate with toddlers

Apparently if you have nothing but diet coke and chocolate all day it makes you feel like you're having a heart attack

Long live the carribean garden pirate

I miss the night life. At what age do kids grow out of waking up at 6am every morning?

Looking fwd to having lunch with the PM tomorrow

I typed 'Friends' into Youtube. 2 hours of bloopers reels later I went to sleep a nostalgic yet very very tired boy.

Almost flew to Hobart for 5 cents. If only Jetstar had a decent website. I wonder if anyone got on.

Watching old home movies ...I miss dad

Having a good day taking care of sick Mimi but she just wants to go to childcare

Had great chat with a girl doing 3d anim. Couldn't quite remember why I quit it cold turkey...

Cirque DS awesome as always but feel cheated that audience volunteer was a phony

Lost my voice. For a salesman that's like a surgeon without a scalpal

@ft5 howdy American buddy, good to see you back on the tweet

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We have no light, bed is ruined, big swamps in each room and plaster falling off ceiling. We get the point, I think the flood can stop now.

Ties should be obsolete for today's modern man. They made more sense back when men didn't change nappies and do dishes & all that guff.