machine gun ruch?!

i like when boys have so many tattoos that they look kind of dirty

my biggest fear is probably not understanding

i like when women have long faces and pointy teeth

i like that all of my clothes are really cool and that they eventually get damaged from crafts

why can’t i recognize anyone

im in the really awesome train car where everyone is having an exciting phone call

@borjanandez @rwadical are the people holding her train invited guests or are they like her lackeys?

Algún día esta señora no va a estar y nos va a quedar un panorama con estrellas pop huecas sin conocimiento de arte.

im suspicious of the motives of every person on this train and that’s why i have a sword

@eatin_magnets need to recreate this fit

hai

@dayday9a @soup_otheday oh man good question

@soup_otheday like for ur partner? or dog? either way its weird to me

how do u guys feel about reusing pet names

@soup_otheday bad

soon as i start to tinkle my boy come RUNNING

@GayiCarly @dayday9a that’s so weird. i got a dirty chai and it was the blandest drink ever

@ammyfist @dayday9a The one near your house! I don’t think it was the chai that was making it taste strong it was the mix of the weird chai flavor that tasted literally dirty and the espresso

it’s actually crazy how bad green line is idk how it’s even possible to make a chai tasteless

@GayiCarly @dayday9a what??? which location?

@dayday9a @ammyfist Wait I literally had green lime for the first time in a while on Monday and why was the sandwich I got rly good… and the dirty dirty chai wasn’t tasteless but I didn’t like it… it was too tasteFUL it was weeeeirddd

in some sort of financial hellscape

@soup_otheday i had a dream he got out and was replaced by a cat named peaches that was accidentally mailed to us by chewy

i haven’t seen alfie all week

sometimes i have really bad dreams and sometimes they’re semi-plausible things that would be kinda weird and annoying

it’s an exact replica of the human experience and it’s all in your head but it’s also the core of consciousness <3

interesting when someone says “by the way” even if you weren’t already talking about something. implies a secret thought which you are assuming i am privy to