amolia 🔆

I told my therapist I feel like I'm drowning. She asked if it was a wave or an inch of water. You can feel like you're drowning in both, but in an inch you can stand up. I'm learning when it's just an inch and how to stand up. I hope you can, too. I'm here if you're drowning.

The only thing keeping me from deleting this app is that @NoahKahan and I inexplicably follow each other and I don't want to lose that!!!

Howling like dogs at the light of moon Holding our breath over 132 You asked me why I wasn’t saying a word I said I’m naming the stars in the sky after you

@monicalmtf My boyfriend is the same way and somehow it feels like sexism

i’ll never understand how kevin’s head will hit the pillow and he’ll be snoring in less than 90 seconds. must be nice

@clamandhim @_mikepenis_ alright

@_mikepenis_ id kill everyone in my family for some french onioned soup rn

what do ya'll eat for breakfast? im starting to get tired of my eggs and toast

@clamandhim Sometimes I think you open a word randomizer and tweet whatever it says

buzz aldrin ran over my guinea pig in the parking lot

@clemandhim You too sissy!!

@clemandhim And er, I barely know er!

@clemandhim Nah remember that time he CHUGGED two Long Islands before his wife got there? He'll be stoked

you deserve to be loved and free and safe as you are

@clemandhim Wait a second you accused me of killing Betty White so what's the truth? Very suspicious

@clemandhim HAHAHAHHAA good try

@clemandhim IM RIGHT HERE

'Please,' cried Frog, 'please go away!' But no one went away.

@clemandhim @pizzahut and she will be NONE too pleased

Not a pizza and NOT for sharing. We can’t stress that enough

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

Flavors is a wild ride of an album.

i don’t want to girlboss anymore i want to girlrest

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