amsice
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I remember my first time I got a haircut after beginning my first year studying magic at the university. The floor was COVERED in snakes by the end of it.
Woman Mage@woman_mage
The effects of magic on one's gastric system is one of those things that every wizard experiences but no one ever talks about. Probably because it's really funny when a young wizard runs out of the restroom with 35ft of colorful scarves trailing out from under their robe.
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@All_Lee24 Please tell me you made them leabians so we can have marika x cersei toxic yuri
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This island is getting blown up for sure
MsLee🌷 (miyazaki’s LEGIT chosen prophet)@All_Lee24
I made Cersei too
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@gregthesorcerer Brave adventurer enters the crypt of the arch-lich Ar'be and discovers fantastic treasure beyond mortal imagination (jamocha shake)
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@CarmineWilding Love these guys. First learned about them from zoo tycoon way back in the day
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Animal of the Day:
The Bowhead Whale!
I love ancient-feeling animals and there’s something mystical about the BW that captures my imagination.
They’re full-on ice-breakers. Like most baleen whales, they’re pretty darn huge at 14-18m/46-59’ in length.
They weigh…
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@All_Lee24 I feel like even when I'm 99 on my deathbed if you put a controller in my hands I could still parry the lone shadow's kick combo. That enemy is seared into my subconscious so deep
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I have a lot of art projects that I want to finish which is precisely why I spent my entire evening getting demolished by the lone shadow longswordsman in Sekiro
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@_Nymeria1 It'd be funny if they got increasingly obscure. Pull up on Jalabar Xho st.
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Hello adventurers!! Im giving tea to anyone who stops by my little cottage <3
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@ubertrollz @PancreasNo Mixing vodka with everclear just gives you watered-down everclear
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@PancreasNo You massive pussy, try mixing everclear plus vodka plus fireball
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...and HUGE inflatable sacs on their palates.
Brand0nsm1th@Brand0nsm181274
I keep forgetting camels have fangs
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a lady stopped behind my car all weird rn so she was like “im so sorry im not lurking there is just a snake” im excited like “RLLY” and hop out the car, shes all scared backing off saying “i dont know if its a rattlesnake”, i let her know it was a red racer and try to get it but-
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Fraudnite adding the Night King but not Unwin Peake... Typical
Shiina@ShiinaBR
JON SNOW & THE ICE KING IN FORTNITE
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@All_Lee24 Sekiro's combat didn't click for me until the final boss. It felt like I was banging my head against a wall until like my 50th run against isshin and suddenly I was the danny devito gif
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Sekiro has my favorite game combat mechanics ever made I wish I didn’t suck major ass at it
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The exterior of my 1993 ford f-150 is a complex ecosystem of spiders and moss
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