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@ThomasSanders Purple. Please say it's purple. If not, tell then to dye their hair purple. Please 😊

Joan and I are currently doctoring a script, while Talyn is dancing around the room talking about the different colors they could dye their hair next.

@LukeCutforth I know murder is bad but it doesn't matter what my age is

Today’s predictive text fun: I know murder is bad but _______

@L_12345ac Ok good! I really can't detect sarcasm or anything and hadn't heard 👍🏻

@amy_ryalls Don't worry, I dont hate anyone (except terfs) trans people are trolling the hashtag.

#Iwasatransallyuntil all the mums on mumsnet started talking about hating on trans people, I didn't want to be left out so I joined in. Honestly I was never a trans ally in the first place or I would not have been swayed by such weak arguments, just that it was cool in 2015

@lisaquestions @caranotkara *spits out tea* maybe I hadn't heard of it because I I've in England and we have the nhs?

@caranotkara I'm sorry, where the fuck did you hear this from?

@Henriettaspoon You hate people to fill a gap in your empty life? You hate people to make friends and to make yourself feel better? Do you not think about what trans* people feel, do you think they feel at all?

@Bolsanabanana Quote it. Who claimed to be better at womanhood and what did they say. Back up your point and I might take you seriously.

#IWasATransAllyUntil I realised privileged white males were commandeering womanhood. And claiming to be better at it.

@TAEMlINS HOLY CR*P THAT'S AWESOME!!! I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD LIFE, STRANGER, HAVE A RANDOM PICTURE OF ME SLIDING AWAY FROM RESPONSIBILITES 👉

@Alex_Bertie It's like almost raining with warnings of storms over here in the south west... help 😭😣🙃

@LukeCutforth @jakeftmagic Millennials are killing the fact that the boarding schools here are epic

Millennials are killing the men and that’s okay twitter.com/mishellbaker/s…

@jakeftmagic I think Mary Shelley thought the same

@LukeCutforth @wizzair Can you still register if you're not above 18 ? 🙃😐

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@gaysiriusblack According to jk Rowling, Ron was secretly in a triangle add up to me and carried on

quote this with "according to jk rowling [insert your favourite harry potter character here] was secretly" then press the middle button until it forms a sentence

@bigbossboze That is me currently. Why didn't I listen to them tho 😭

@michaelgbeattie @smileysilvie What was the joke?

best brooklyn nine nine characters ranked from worst to best: 9. it's unfair 8. to rank 7. these characters 6. when they're 5. all so 4. unique 3. and funny 2. in their own right 1. ...this isn't a joke they're all fucking great

@ThomasSanders PLEASE DO IT!!

I wanna do an entire concert just performing jazzy versions of Disney songs. Like, a literal House of Mouse situation. I wanna do that.

@Caitlyn_Eliza04 @YFNParker @ThomasSanders I say fair and I am a mid gen z 🙃

Us: *Literally says anything. Could be anything ranging from food we ate, places we've been to, or near-death experiences we've had* Camden: Same.

@_JOSHEDWARDS_ @doddleoddle I bet I am half of those 😂

As of today @doddleoddle has achieved over 110 MILLION Streams on Spotify in total so far. THANK YOU. That's just proper brilliant. You're all bleedin wonderful. I honestly mean that so so much. open.spotify.com/artist/21TinSs…