Amy

Don't even bother kidnapping me if you're not using ʜᴏsᴛᴀɢᴇ ᴛᴀᴘᴇ©. You clearly have no professional integrity.

I never expected religion to find me on a dating app

Officially a ScandinAlien •☆▪︎°☆•.○

It seems I'm a modern Video Game, but then again, aren't we all? Whatever you were thinking of doing during 2023, but were to afraid: Do it. Do it for the plot.

The modern day Curse of Sisyphus is just redownloading dating apps

Some weeks ago I found a ladybug crawling on my shoulder, and I decided to rehome it on my massive basil plant. I think it might have the best winter of it's life ♡ It looks super happy running around on the plant ᵔ◡ᵔ

I can only aspire to reach this level of script writing genius, but in the meantime, I'm praying this scene will be widely used in acting classes all over the globe

Most of the time I mindlessly type out my answers. But then once in a while, a unicorn counterparty emerges who did some reasoning & reading, and I want to go: "First of all, I'm impressed, and I'd be willing to grab a cup of coffee with you. Which says a lot - I only drink tea"

A healthy partner wants to meet your needs. They listen to your requests, and don't shut down feedback. Signs Of Receptive Partners:

I'm starting to find random dead wasps in my room. I never saw or heard them in here while they were alive. So I have this sneaking suspicion I've been adopted by a random spider who, much like a cat, is bringing me spoils since I clearly don't know how to hunt&survive on my own

Apparently I've got the whole Ronja Røverdatter thing going on, and I've never received a better compliment in my life ᵔ◡ᵔ

Yeees! My pain has subsided a little! Maybe I can even sleep a little! And I only needed to swallow down an entire day's worth of painkillers -in one go- for this beautiful bliss ♡

My shoulder/neck-pain is killing meeeeeeᴇᴇᵉᵉᵉǝǝ

I only miss my ex when I need a proper, good old fashioned, torturous physio-squeeze-down of my shoulders. He had crafty hands of torturer that one. The inquisition would be proud

Person: Want to come over and listen to CDs? Me: Not really, no? Why do you even have a CD player? Person: It's Tokio Hotel Me: ... Intrigued

"Is this conceivably as big as the yoghurt deal?" ˢʷᵉᵉᵗʸ, ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ ᵇᵉ ᵃˢ ᵇⁱᵍ ᵃˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵃʷᵈ ᵈᵃᵐⁿᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵍʰᵘʳᵗ ᵈᵉᵃˡ?

Me being tiered somehow makes it worse... -.-"

And so my week of sweet torture begins~

♬ And I can't sleep again tonight ♫

And I almost did a push-up and FINALLY received some praise for it!!! ◌ ｡˚✩( › ̫ ‹ )✩˚ ｡◌ youtu.be/zi8ShAosqzI?si…

Mehehe ᵐʸ ˢⁱˢᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏˢ ⁱ'ᵐ ᵃ ᵈᵉᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵖᵉʳˢᵒⁿ ^-^♡