Amy Nelmes Bissett

@MarloPerry @BenAffleck Absolute trash.

@noelleflamingo It happened! Yay

i was reunited with my dog after 11 months apart today. 😭😭😭 not everything is awful.

@noelleflamingo YOU ARE HOME!!

hi from my mandatory quarantine hotel in sydney, pls send me pictures of green things so i don’t forget nature!

@noelleflamingo The best

@Alex_Carlton Couldn't agree more. This story....gawd.

@noelleflamingo @MeggiePalmer thanks beaut!

@amynelmes @MeggiePalmer big recc for @amynelmes over here

A friend is hiring news journos in Oz! DM me if you know any epic talent on the job hunt

Foals, Other Stage, 2008.

@noelleflamingo WORD.

i know nothing about uk politics, but i do know how to spot a fuccboi over-explaining his gaslighting bullshit thinking he is special and LET ME TELL YOU

@paul55508129 Right? So awful!

@amynelmes Sounds like he’s stepping up as an Alan Jones replacement. How would he feel if someone said that about his wife or daughter assuming he has them.

@sebonsafari AHAHAHA. I apologise. As you were

@amynelmes Please stop with the reality and just let me fantasise about the sweet release of death 💀

@sebonsafari I'm not sure how swift it would be. I reckon it would be long and painful. Bad skin, tubby tums and then maybe a heartattack. Let's keep looking shall we?? haha. And urgh landlords

@amynelmes The bad news was my landlord being an absolute cockwomble, but yeah, they’re sad and exhausting. At least at Macca’s, you’d get free burgers and your swift death from malnutrition would be a relief.

@sebonsafari Uh oh. Did it happen???? Yeah, the jobs out there are.... very sad. Get more working in Maccers.

@amynelmes Starting to look for work yesterday after receiving some bad news did not cheer me up, unsurprisingly.

@frankritchie It has been a very unexpected byproduct of this crazy time. A welcomed one, for sure

@amynelmes You're very welcome! I think you nailed it. It's something I've been harping on about for a few years now. I often raise the importance of the practice of silence as a thing in response to the nature of our modern environment.

A great article from ⁦@amynelmes⁩ rnz.co.nz/news/on-the-in…

@yolly22 Omg. That's pretty on point

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@davemeddows IT IS SO STRESSFUL

Am I the only one who is overcome by stress while packing your own bags at Woolies? There is so much judgement going on.

@sandybarker @SashaGreeneAuth Thanks! I've just followed. If you can follow me back then i can DM and learn more. A.x

@Yazberries @raejohnston @TheAdamBub Had pitched something similar but sadly, no one is really working that much with freelancers rn 😢😢😢

Online dating in iso is dangerous business... It's risky enough meeting a date in a bar and now some want you to come to their homes on a first date? Then you say "no, let's video chat" and they get offended or unmatch. Any journos on this?@raejohnston? @TheAdamBub? @amynelmes