amywithlemon

if you wanna know how it’s going i just tried to type a capital 7

@PFTCommenter i found this tweet after googling what bird was at todays game against the #Saints (an Osprey). anyway- here’s their “Seahawk” (on the right).

There is no such bird as a Seahawk. There are sea hawks, such as an osprey- but the osprey isnt the Seahawks mascot. It is a augar which isnt native to washington. Learn bird

@mikepumpkin you know what pumpkin? i think i am. been a very hard last two years, but i’m well. ♥️ and likewise to you.

@amywithlemon do they not realise that spouses and family members are sick of helping and it’s demeaning to have to ask? Bastards! Also, hope you’re well my friend!!

i have had to explain this too many times. it reminds me of pointing to the “i can speak, but i’m deaf and read lips” on a communication chart and watching the person at the counter continue to turn away from me while speaking louder.

“what did you expect?”

so that was it?

@qikipedia feels accurate

Word of the Day: VERSCHLIMMBESSERN (German) - to make something worse when trying to improve it.

I see you brother! Got me damn near tearing up over here. Autism don’t stop the brotherhood! ‘06 my brother! 🧊🐵🧊

@MeCookieMonster every damn day

Anyone want a cookie? 🍪

are the bow ties required or optional in boxing ?

well this is so far underwhelming.

When you forget to exit the zoom meeting.

slap the content right out of him

but when i do this, it’s all “wait come back” and “you still have an IV” and “code yellow”

same. but i’m hanging around here. we built this city. @amywithlemon.bsky.social

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

@ThePOTSPostman yep.

So I messaged my doctor asking if there were any meds I could trial for my fatigue because it is getting brutal. This was the response I got.

@kenzianidiot i want to emulate this for an autistic women’s meetup. i’m convinced it would be successful.

my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics pt 78

@1fine_sznn how’s his tan tho?

A man who was reported missing, died in a tanning bed at a Planet Fitness in Indianapolis, had been dead in there for 3 days and the gym still operated daily…

@RadioFreeTom they’re just trying to increase government efficiency, Tom.

@TheUSASingers carbs