Amy

People from my real life started following my public instagram that I did not talk about whatsoever on my private page and while I’m happy to have a few more followers, I’m also like I would rather share intimate details about my life and my opinions and hot takes with strangers on the internet than have people who actually know me know who I really am so here we are.

My man!

I wonder what Jill would say if she knew I was almost two years in. Trolls are so weird!!

@cardamomkiss Congrats on one year!! That’s quite an accomplishment 🥰🎉

Okay!

In our house dogs are currently called either “dahg dahg” or “abba” because our next door neighbors’ dog is named Abby and my son loves her 😂🥹

"The most important person on earth is a mother. She cannot claim the honor of having built Notre Dame Cathedral. She need not. She has built something more magnificent than any cathedral - a dwelling for an immortal soul, the tiny perfection of her baby’s body."   - Venerable Jozsef Cardinal Mindszenty

@LadyofKyria I got my son a bunch of books, two palm pal stuffies, and bubbles (that I already gave him 😬). We also got him those stackable stepping stones because he loves an obstacle course, but obviously those are too big for his basket lol

What do I do for a 2 year old for an Easter basket? So far I have a tiny chocolate bunny and animal fridge magnets

Cillian Murphy praises his wife and the women who raised him: "Women are infinite in their wisdom." Reflecting on his marriage with Yvonne and the women who shaped him, Murphy said: "Oh man, she's right about most things. Women are infinite in their wisdom. I was raised by my mother and my grandmother, who lived with us for all our lives. I have two sisters who are amazing humans. I've always felt that women have a more instinctual understanding of right and wrong and how the world works." Cillian Murphy has also spoken about how much he relies on his wife's support, stating, "I have an amazing wife and I couldn't do this without her and her understanding."

ROCKFISH (Duh! I’m from Maryland 😬)

@FrannyTrip Aw you’re halfway that’s so exciting!!!

Baby boy is half baked today and it really feels like it’s flown by, but then I remember that I have about 20 more weeks give or take and that just seems so long 😅🤣

@Seraphima94 Awww poor girl!! I hope it clears up quickly!!

This is such a good point! My husband watched so many birth videos and made my midwife go overall of the positions where he potentially had to catch a baby. He was so into my son’s homebirth and it definitely made my labor experience better than if he had just been a bystander. He was in it with me wholeheartedly!

Hey men. Don’t want dish out $1,000+ for a doula? Then support your wife. Know your rights. Know physiological birth. Trust your wife’s ability. Oh, and don’t be an absolute bitch during labor. If you’re weak, she’s gonna look at you and feel weak. If you’re strong, she is.

@theclassicwife My uncle lived in a swanky DC apartment in the 90s and he had a huge glass wall as his shower wall and I thought it was the fanciest thing I’d ever seen 🤣🤣. But I think they look great in bathrooms!

@amywrites2 Yeah my grandmother has some across from her bath tub and it lets so much light in and she has a bunch of house plants next to it. It’s so pretty

We should bring back frosted glass walls

Getting some much needed sunshine ☀️

Your either an Office person or you’re not. I’m an Office person 😍

The best part about being surrounded by retired neighbors is that small things become big gatherings. One of my neighbors is having some trees removed and all of the old men on my street are gathered outside drinking coffee having a meeting. They did the same thing when we painted the outside of our house and stayed outside to tell us how good it looked and how proud they were of us 😭😭😭 People talk badly about boomers but they can be so wholesome and sweet!

Bridgerton fans waiting for Eloise’s season like

Our entire family has a gnarly cold right now and of course our son has the most mild case because I’m still nursing. But I am a depleted sack of bones right now 🤧

Jenna is so Pam. She’s so cute!

Whyyyy. We all want Eloise’s season okay?! They totally set up plot points for it too 😭