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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
I tried sweet paan for the first time and honestly I’m traumatised how do you lot do it
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If you’re a Pakistani reading this, green tea is not an all-natural mounjaro
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Once again is there really no other job on this planet
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To the Wandsworth Council ticket wardens specifically I hope Allah revokes anything good going on for your individual sad lonely loser life, with full force
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If all the ice cream is sold before 6:30pm tomorrow I’m going to jump from Tesco upstairs
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I’m that psycho who doesn’t watch movies or listen to music or anything on the plane, I will happily spend the whole flight staring at the screen of the plane moving on the map
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I am the biggest hater sorry in advance everyone for having an opinion !
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I get so upset when someone parks in my unofficial parking space in Tesco car park like I’m so shit at parking and now I have to calculate how to park somewhere else smh
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I think I’m a Monte Carlo girly 5eva
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
Btw it’s so obvious that some of you South Asian men are actually in love with your mums and sisters, get therapy lol
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Aleggs@Archiemurp·
I’ll vote for any party that makes melatonin an over the counter drug in the UK
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
Btw if you feel the need to tell the world you’re emotionally intelligent, you’re probably not actually emotionally intelligent.
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
If my opps are reading this, thank you for being such terrible people that you pushed me further away from this dunya you all care about so much x
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Certain women think they need to be soft-spoken and submissive to everyone on the planet in order to be seen as respectful lol
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
Whoever told me to buy the spooner’s cookie dough LIED to me, I had to put salt on it for it to taste edible
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
You know you’re engaging with the most manipulative person when they tell you “why you being like this”
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ᴀᴍᴢ@amzcba·
The one and only job I will never understand or have any respect for is those ticket wardens on their mopeds. You’re telling me there was no other job on this entire planet for you? I hope someone runs your moped over while you’re giving someone a ticket
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Asad Hashmi 🇵🇰@welawaqeel689·
I'mma sound real controversial here but men need to grow a pair and tell their moms and sisters to mind their own fucking business.
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Joint Family System is so toxic. My friend's husband, brought something home for his wife when he returned late at night cause he knew his wife is up waiting for him. His sisters sneakily saw him n told their mother. The next morning was terrible, the mom and sisters turned ....

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