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Imagine you’re dying of thirst and someone brings you a plate of salt cured salami
͏ Posting Clips@PostinClips
Marriage tip: when your wife tells you to grab her a glass of water before bed, bring her this.
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Ah yang gak pernah ngalamin gak usah nge-tweet begini deh 🥲
Good thing LINGUISTICALLY. Bad thing contextually + realistically.
Jujur aku sbg korban backhanded compliment semasa sekolah dulu jadi sakit hati teriris2 dgr kata begituan. Fitur wajah gak lazim, gemuk, gak putih...
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A college swimmer caught red-handed assaulting an unconscious girl behind a dumpster gets sentenced to just 3 months in jail because the judge "didn't want to ruin his Olympic potential." Once again, a man's hypothetical career is worth more than a woman's actual life.
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always, weaponized incompetence lanang direspon lucu-lucuan.
men said ga pernah nuntut apa-apa ketika perempuan kritik something, yes bcs most of the time udah dilayani duluan.
tita🐰@titaspov
gw jadi keinget pas lagi jaga IGD dan nanya riwayat pasien ditemani istrinya… 👩⚕️: ada alergi obat? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: ada 🧔: enggak ada 👩: ada 👩⚕️: jadi ada atau enggak? 👩: tahun lalu dikasih obat terus bentol semua 🧔: oh iya ya 👩⚕️: … 👩⚕️: riwayat operasi? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: usus buntu 2019 🧔: OH IYA 👩⚕️: … 👩⚕️: obat rutin? 🧔: enggak ada 👩: tiap pagi minum obat darah tinggi 🧔: itu dihitung? 👩⚕️: pak… 👩: makanya saya ikut masuk hal yang tidak diajarkan di FK: kadang riwayat penyakit pasien tersimpan lebih aman di memori istrinya daripada di pasiennya sendiri 😭
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@01Dmsdyd at least if he wanted to redeem himself ya jamin kehidupan anaknya gimana biar bisa kembali ke masyarakat, kalo ada indikasi kehamilannya riskan langsung abort (legal) ortu kolot gini gapernah ngajarin sex edu giliran anaknya hamil yg pertama dikhawatirin malah reputasi keluarga
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She got 3 university degrees, she’s a business woman and ceo, she got married in her 30s (to a man 5 years younger than her) and had kids in her mid 30s. her entire life is the result of feminism
Redd@ReddCinema
Erika just ended the feminist movement.
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yall don’t deserve salvation fr.
she literally promoted PRABOWO, yet you stupid people choose IGNORANCE and keep giving these assholes exposure, fame, and money,
when it’s obvious she doesn’t even GIVE A FUCK about YOU.
Witan@Kwitiaww
gais ini kalo udah ijab kobul berarti justin hubner udah islam ya? kalo iya keren si jennifer mualafkan 2 laki laki 👏🏼
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sumpah kalian harus baca ini. punya @projectm_org gimana rezim prabowo dan seskab teddy membungkam media saat meliput bencana di Sumatra. semua dibungkam
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@sosmedkeras SBY sebenernya jadi presiden ga bagus bagus amat, cuma gara gara penerusnya pada kayak binatang jadinya keliatan bagus
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ofc men would sexualize the expressions of a woman giving birth...
HollywoodFaces@HollywoodFaces
elizabeth olsen facial expressions in wanda vision 2021.
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Unfortunately, if you come across a man who isn't actually attracted to you, his insults will be disguised as "jokes".
That breakfast you made him with love means nothing to him because he views you as a maid.
Emilly@EmillyStreamz
I cooked my boyfriend breakfast and asked him to leave me a review..
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Aight that's it
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