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@ThiqueYonce444 virgo’s groove!!

What song do you play when your grandma asks you to play a beyoncé song😭

@plasticoffdwall @beyonclay i was thinking “mid performance where?!” until i realized what they meant 😭

@anabobb140 @beyonclay same i thought it said “severe”😭😭

category is serve mid performance

@evenparadise i mean id love this lowkey,,,,,,

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Happy anniversary to the mellifluous Mariah Carey. The 5x Grammy-winning legend has built an undeniable legacy and established herself as one of the greatest singer-songwriters in history. Dubbed as the ‘Songbird Supreme,’ she revolutionized pop music by blending it with hip-hop. She was later inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame and named “the all-time most successful female songwriter in chart history.” Her chart achievements include holding the record for the most #1 hits, the longest-running #1 song, and the most cumulative weeks at #1 in Billboard Hot 100 history. With a discography of enduring impact throughout her career, she has sold over 200 million records, making her one of the best-selling recording artists of all time. Billboard has ranked her as the greatest female act of all time and she was honored as Person of the Year by MusiCares.

@amaybetino in toronto the resales are going for 400$-1000$ 😔😔

the concept of Zara Larsson tickets being anything above 50 dollars

@maiamindel does that mean the other monkeys are currently having the monkey ableism vs monkey racism debate on monkey twitter

what if the monkeys are shunning punch because he has monkey tourettes and said the monkey n word at the monkey film and television awards

@malleuses how i’m showing up to the zoo

i wish i had a boyfriend so i could cheat on him

@madformadss TWIIIIIIIIINNN

SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭

@DVRSMIND PERIODDDD

WAIT THIS WAS A JOKE AND NOW IT’S NOT 😭😭😭😭😭😭

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

@tsizzle2real_ but u are the first to be gay and fab!!!

i don’t even believe i’m the first in my bloodline to be gay

@moonlightbaoee me tweeting in 2038:

just remembered we are getting ag8 this year

@sinkscIair how did he manage to bring pinkpantheress with him

the literal goat is killing me 😭😭😭

cause I'm too Kandy and I'm too fucking Muse!

@sullengirlism but why did the casting directors give the role to a white woman to begin with,,,, i understand she should’ve known as well but it’s not entirely her fault

and she’s only dropping out bc she got called out. she could’ve easily declined / not auditioned for the role to begin with if she truly cared

getting my phd in trade painting at nutella tricks academy

DOWN WITH TIK TOK

@swipeforsin u literally own a foreskin farm why aren’t u doing it?