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sheep detectives being rated higher than michael #yup

@alpacathuglife never

are u guys sick of me yet

watching the spongebob squarepants movie as preparation for my opening night imax watch of the odyssey

yes i’m delusional enough to have hope in mexico this world cup #rahhhh

summer mood board

Do you fw with girls who are going alone to a matinee Odyssey showing the day it comes out in IMAX 70MM

bug posting and yapping and not posting pics of myself to get rid of the men who only followed me for cleavage

spent my last two weeks crashing out over a biopsy (no bad news) & they just messaged me that i owe an additional $200

why on earth are binder organizers so expensive

having a sex and the city summer (breakfast with my friends before work)

i love when people do photo dumps. like yes, please show me the mundane, like light passing through your window, a sign on the road you liked, a crying selfie, a bowl of what you cooked.

need a mexico jersey yesterday

my favorite part of my job is when people ask me for help and all i say is have u tried restarting it :) and they think im a tech genius when it works

Sometimes I forget this is the whole point

i asked the girlschat if we want to visit a museum during our beach holiday and they asked if i was doing a bit

this is sadly a very classic case of an ugly insecure man trying to belittle his gorgeous stunning girlfriend in order to make her feel insecure so she’ll stay with him longer. disgusting and evil behavior. good on her for leaving his ass.