poop keeper

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poop keeper

@ancientfentanyl

Tweet is my middle name

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·12 Şub

Plug sold me a 3000 year old pill

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1h

Doing more poop related tweets to improve my branding

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1h

A guy with a poop gun just sh*t me!

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·19h

Do they make audiobooks for calendars

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·21h

I forgot it’s Memorial Day. How ironic

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

Taking a fap year

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

Editing my sextape like a YouTube Poop

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

I'm not a cuck, I'm a FOMOsexual

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

Okay so what the fuck is sex even

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

I met grok. She's black

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

It's bring your sun to work day at the solar energy farm

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

My girl and I went looking for a third at the Polymarket

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·1d

I think my plug sold me fake Jenkem

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·2d

I tried this they told me I’m a man and I have no embryos

Gene Smith@GeneSmi96946389

A friend of mine had her embryos screened by Herasight and they found one with an IQ score in the 99.99th percentile

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·2d

I got an experimental surgery to make my hair shorter

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·2d

Seeing a tweet so good I spit out my drink

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·3d

My dog softblocked me

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·3d

Buying testosterone on the tik tok shop

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·4d

Doing a shot of lean

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·5d

George Bush was actually replaced by his secret twin son

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poop keeper@ancientfentanyl·5d

Joe Biden was actually replaced by his secret twin brother

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