Ander Chucks

Everyone is slowly dying inside; . Some stopped taking photos . Some lost interest in new clothes . Some hate love now . Some got used to loneliness . Some stopped meeting friends . Some stopped comparing . Some just accepted what they couldn’t achieve The same people who once dreamed big are now just pushing through days It’s not easy for anybody, check on ur people

If I were you, I’d check if the person i’m dating is among those followers… if he/she is, you already know what to do. End.

“Do You Have Any Challenges?” Those Were The Words Of Governor Alex Otti After He Suddenly Stopped His Convoy And Walked Into a Military Base Along Ngwa Road During a Routine Inspection In Aba. “How Are You? How Is Work Going? Is The Commander In?” Governor Otti Asked The Soldier On Duty. The Officer Quickly Took Him To Meet The Commander, Captain T. Yabiteigha, Who Was Clearly Surprised By The Unplanned Visit. Governor Otti Said: “Sorry We Took You Unawares. I Was Just Passing And Decided To Check On You People. Are There Any Challenges We Should Know About?” Before The Officer Could Say Much, Governor Otti Looked Around And Added: “I Can Already See This Place Needs Renovation.” The Soldiers Then Showed Him Their Faulty Operational Vehicles And Poor Working Conditions. Immediately, Governor Otti Directed That The Vehicles Be Repaired Or Replaced Without Delay And Ordered The Renovation Of The Base, Including Installation Of Solar Lights. Then Came The Emotional Moment. Captain Yabiteigha Told The Governor: “Sir, You May Not Remember Me, But Last Year You Paid My Hospital Bills And Supported The Family Of Our Colleague Who Died During An Attack. You Even Gave Scholarship To His Children. I Have Been Looking For a Way To Thank You For Saving My Life.”

@realbig_shak True

“Don’t have kids until you are financially stable” if our parents went by this rule most of us wouldn’t exist.

Nothing hurts like getting punished for what you didn’t do. I didn’t vote Tinubu and I’m Suffering with people who voted him. Now you see how hurt I am.

Everyone is fighting a battle, you know nothing about. Be kind… ALWAYS

Everyone is quick to blame people for their health issues when beside me back in the icu was a 7 years old girl with almost 3 failed organs fighting for her life. What could possibly be her mistakes?

There’s no single privacy on WhatsApp anymore because why am I seeing the status updates of contacts that are not saved on my phone?

Banks are making a lot of money from dead people. A lady lost her mom since July last year and she buried her and never cared to even check her mom's account. 4 months later, she received a random message from the bank in her mom's phone, nothing serious was in it. Just normal code text. She then checked other messages and she found out 20Million was sitting there. So she went to the bank. I'm very sure the bank must be furious when she came to ask for it, they started asking for documents and more documents. She's the next of kin, why does she have to go through so much, she kept going to the bank for days. No response. This lady was so frustrated that she was getting tired of the demands from the hospital. She was later paid the money only after involving high profile people which is very sad. Banks can do better please. This is one case, their are more cases too.

if na garri issac newton and albert einstein dey drink for school, you think say dem for know book?

You got me watching Arabian league my GOAT!

Salary earners in Abuja have stopped saving money; they’re now saving their lives 😭 If you enter town, you’d think there’s a trekking competition going on.

Cancer is a bastard. Why him? Why is it not Bola Tinubu or Nyesom Wike?

If you meet a girl and ask for her name, don’t tell her yours immediately. Let her ask. If she doesn’t care enough to ask your name back, she’s probably not interested. Keep it moving.

He never got to see a working Nigeria😔

💔🙏🏽🕯️RIP 🕊️

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

He actually did well for himself

Do you remember your great-grandfather? Probably no. Everyone remembers Tafa Balewa, Herbert Macaulay, Shakespeare, Baba Suwe etc. It’s how you’ve lived that matters. Not how many population of children that you left behind.