Mendicant Bias

Why God phone die every time that I call on him?

I'm this👌🏿close to giving up and just being a fun uncle

These new mothers built like aunties. I likes it

Am I the only one that thinks Thragg's voice actor sounds lame as hell?

Seems like everyone is trying to piss me off tonight

I need a trip to reset

I need something new

I love it when an older woman try to tell me I'ma baby. Cause now I HAVE to make you call me daddy

I hate when ppl wanna whine and complain and not do anything about it

What would you do if you was messing with a pigeon like "prrrrrr" Then that nigga say "what happened to dat boy?"

Another eater off the market 😔

I wish there was a gay superhero that rapes rapists, but I think they're all in jail

Amazon tryna be slick with this price increase. Lemme finish my show so I can cancel this shit

How old is an elder millennial, cause I'ma say 38 is the cutoff

I need to go to Puerto Rico #SuperBowl

The #SuperBowl halftime show is good but I can't wait to see what the sun dodgers have to bitch about it

If I have to come back outside. I'll be a menace

We took this for granted...

First nigga to dunk on me gone be getting a different type of tech

Aye, fuck you.

On God, cause fuck no