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esse as gatinhas vão pirar

@halcyon_dot_exe @ophvini literalmente vc

i think this is significantly better than the alternative of shitting yourself at the desk or pissing in a bottle. apologies if ur reading this bro im sorry for putting u on blast like this

this happened to my lil brother but not Because Of Phone but because he would try to "turbo shit" where he, usually in the middle of a leauge match, would sprint to the bathroom to expell all the shit from his body in under 60 seconds to get back in time.

Montando PCs, muito legal encaixar as peças, parece lego

caralho eu ja achava magica o tailscale pqp q dlc

Aí qnd vc decide nao levar, chove, cai a luz, acaba a Internet e tu fica lá olhando pra parede e se xingando

dicas pra quem ta começando a pedir dinheiro na rua agora?

simmm professora eu irei ler 3 artigos científicos so pra definir um tema pro meu trabalho sendo q eu tenho mais 5 materias pra estudar

mounjaro nas escolas urgente criançada gorda do caralho aqui na rua

yesterday while I cooked dinner for my son, he was so mature and said, "one day i’ll help you with bills, groceries, and expenses." my eyes teared up he’s a 33 year old crypto trader

@salahfrario @shmelrss @poptime @ophvini parece bom

@shmelrss @poptime Não curto nada disso, mas já ouvi falar que carne de anão é uma delícia, é uma iguaria entre os milionários

Ruyter afirma que se comprasse uma ilha faria igual Epstein “menos a parte das crianças”.

@Lc_Queirozz @ophvini

esse aí já tá morto

Faculdade e à coisa q mais me nerfa slc

@filhadocamus @ophvini

Esses que eu achei são bizarros vsfff

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@heynavtoor @ophvini pra merdinha do seu sisttema

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deve ta rendendo um dinhiero se fingir de russo

Most people larp about it, but you unironically can just use old laptop, old phone, play on old consoles and your life won't get any worse, actually it might get better. Everything was truly better 10 and more years ago.

@0xPira O combo é tudo q falam msm ?

hoje eh mais uma noite virado na base de venvanse + monster + alcool um dia meu coracao vai parar, mas ate la o grind eh infinito

@ophvini @k1mferno era vc

@k1mferno @andre_luizzxd vc comprou um carro irmao? parabens pela sua conquista ñ sabia q vc tinha comprado um carro, to feliz por vc

todo dia sou lembrada do quanto a sociedade odeia gente gorda. ontem chegando em casa um cara freiou o carro apenas gritar "gordona". ?????