ANDRE 🦁

“God I Need your help”🙏🏾

@MrBeast Congrats 🎉

Mr and MrsBeast ❤️

Argentina got all they wanted and still lost. Me: 😂😂😂😂 Even a kid knows

Ronaldo fans come and see😂😂😂😂😂

Do not allow Messi fans Gaslight you using"most trophies and individual honors" as a Metric for the GOAT debate 😂 Up until 2025, Dani Alves had the highest number of trophies won, nobody referred to him as the undisputed GOAT of football. Before Messi and Ronaldo, Michel Platini was the untouchable king with his consecutive Ballon d'Ors. No one referred to him as the GOAT of football because he had most ballon D’or. It is pure, unadulterated recency bias. The second Messi statistically catches up, the goalposts magically shift. The same way they invented Knock out Goals that wasn’t a metric in 2010 World Cup when he had zero knock out goal, the same way International trophy doesn’t matter to be the GoAT but immediately he has one, it suddenly matters. Let’s never forget how they started using Goal and Assist as a metric since Ronaldo started having more Goals. No allow them Gaslight you. Viva Ronaldo. Siuuuuuu.

@UnkleAyo With bias, you’ll always look for a point to suit your narrative. That’s what an educated illiterate person does.

Illiterates whose only source of exposure is social media slops will champion any narrative. "There's no black person in Argentina. They still kill black people in Argentina". You're nothing but an uneducated moron. There's no name I didn't hear people call Italians especially in Sicily - I lived in Sicily for 2 years, the best years of my life. Not a single day have I felt unsafe even when I nightcrawl. I cannot nightcrawl in Lagos without feeling unsafe. I have families in Calabria, Catania, Messina, Siracusa, Palermo who will open their doors to me at any point on the day. They pick my from airports. I spend Christmas and new year with them. We have weekend barbecues together. I sleep in their houses. If I run out of income today, I won't be homeless or hungry as long as I am in Sicily. Then I come online to see Morons label them racists in entirety. I will feel safer in Sicily than I will feel safer in South Africa, or even in Lagos state as a Yoruba man born to an Igbo mother. Miss me with that black solidarity bullshit, as if all black folks are kinfolks. "So why didn't you japa to Argentina?" Again you're a Ronaldo fan, I expect you to be moronic. People migrate mostly for economic reasons - Argentina's economic situation is worse than Sudan's. This is a black man like you and I, who has ACTUALLY visited and isn't basing his source of online masturbation from social media slops.

Go and report yourself and write your own statement😂😂😂😭😭

This is the reason they added hard labor to his sentence…. Since u get strength and power ,work for the nation 😭😭💔

Name a fictional character who should never have died?? 🤔 I'll go first: Glenn from The Walking Dead.

Soup wasn’t ready, so I decided to eat the fufu with okro stew. Don’t judge me, abeg. Try it first and see.

I almost lost my job because of a note I never intended anyone to read. I’d only been at the company for two months. No warnings. No performance issues. Nothing. A few days after my manager publicly criticized me during a meeting, I did something stupid. Instead of cooling off, I opened the Notes app on my phone and typed his name followed by an insult. It wasn’t a message. I didn’t send it to anyone. It wasn’t on Slack or a company document. It was just me venting in a private note before getting back to work. I forgot it even existed. Until one screen share changed everything….

Women know what they’re doing. They just hope you don’t notice.

It's interesting to know that the Best Player Ever in history Never cost anything.

Eii Wontumi said all of this 😂😂😂😂

Her😌

This is how baggage is handled at airports in some parts of the world.

Argentina’s war general after the final whistle. No official statement from FIFA till now. 🤔

You see then kind Abokyi wey get scary face no, demma meat dey hit waa

Hey @grok remove the player that caused the downfall of Argentinian team in the 2026 world cup final

Kidnapper: Show us 5 photos of you and your girlfriend otherwise we’ll kill you Me:

Never take a woman abroad, you'll cry in the end