Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦

bit.ly/42G102F Come to this class, even if you don't live in Berlin I keep learning that the "Heart of Agile" isn't about agile, it's about team*work, the work (internal and external) of teams, and that's what my focus will be. Come join

@TotherAlistair Some people probably picked "adaptive" first back in 2001?

the problem is this: 'agile' as a word is dead but there is nothing better -> no one has named something better than agile for getting things done. So we're stuck.

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I love these folks!

I wonder how much more could @elonmusk achieve with an emotion chip installed.

Is taking ownership of what you do only for your professional life? Laying blame, justifying choices, feeling ashamed, or doing things out of obligation? What upsets could you eliminate by owning every moment, professional and personal? Find out more responsibility.com/18lh

THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT Resolutions express what we ought to do, not what we want to do - that's Obligation. Transforming “have to” into “want to” taps into your full power to grow. Responsibility Immersion teaches you how, beginning 5 March. responsibility.com/gywi

Anyone want two good tickets for wales v South Africa Plane cancelled will let go at cost

Thank you @Lufthansa_DE for a meal voucher I cant redeem outside the airport and the great offer to spend my layover in a 25km distant hotel.

@RZitelmann Ja wäre auch ziemlich blöd, ein Pronomen der 3. Person singular für die 2. Person zu verwenden. Wo haben Sie eigentlich den Doppel-Doktor her?

Ich werde niemals im Leben irgend jemanden mit "dey" oder "xier" ansprechen. Wer von Ihnen versichert das ebenso 100%?

Wait 6 days for password recovery of an old app store account and render new iPhone useless until then? Thank you @Apple to convince me to give @SamsungDE a shot next time.

@unclebobmartin I am so sorry that your lack of options prevents you from seeing a different perspective.

We are now living in Game of Thrones.

All "Agile Scaling" approaches are the same, if you ignore the concepts behind them, just briefly look at the pictures and avoid any deeper reading.

@swardley I wonder what the Map for weight loss / fitness gain would look like.

Today, I started a new exercise regime ... I need to lose a lot of weight. I thought I'd make it practical, so I now walk to the newsagents to buy a paper rather than just read online. It's a small change but it feels good.

@KarimHarbott @TheEconomist Or is the question: what is the benefit for the client representative?

Interesting data from @TheEconomist on #consulting firms. The question is, do they add this much value?

>90% of the factors for effective #agile product development are systemic. Things like #culture, #structure, #leadership, #ProductManagement, technical excellence, enabling governance, HR etc. Yet #Scrum, #SAFe and the other frameworks tend to get >90% of the focus.

@alex_schl A walk of about one hour, sauna and massage... Trying to read actual books.

The next few weeks are going to be a growth phase for me. (This is my positive spin on 'they're going to be really stressful and I literally already have a headache thinking about them). I'm looking for ways to look after me during this, in mind and body. What do you all do?

Liebe @LOGPAY_Group, ich habe euch die letzten zwei Monate schon mitgeteilt, dass ich mein Konto gewechselt habe. Wenn ihr weiter versucht, von meinem aufgelösten Konto den Ticketpreis fürs Deutschland-Ticket einzuziehen, wird das auch nicht besser klappen.

All the best wishes for our friends in #Japan. I hope you and your families are well!

Yes. @elonmusk I mean you, too.

As the times are going, I extend my love to even the greatest idiots in the world. Please do less harm next time. Stop now. We'll get this covered.