❖ Andre Coetzee ❖

@rlycalm have you considered that maybe you and the peeps laughing with you are the real problem? Why does Elon Musk need to be able to read code to understand who you (and yours) are? For me, Twitter has always sucked, maybe it will now suck less, time will tell me. #truth

As an engineer at Twitter, I can confirm that Elon Musk doesn’t understand anything about our website, or coding in general. Not gonna lie, we laugh REALLY hard about it behind his back. We’ve been calling him “the CEO,” but it stands for Code Efficiency 0.

This now seems familiar: dopine.com/dream-4/ - this one, not yet? dopine.com/the-dream-2/

@elonmusk manage email abuse please? OG Twitter abuse@ was dev/null as this costs $$$ anyway, check twitter IPs here: multirbl.valli.org - all bad :(

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why does it take so long to understand life and then, when you figure it out, it no longer matters? #why

okay, am not addicted... so I can simply log off and go dance in the rain with my kids, best things in life are FREE. tomorrow, back to the 12-14 hours daily and the 7 day grindstone, polishing my #unicorn

you know when you did not poop for a day or so and then it just sort of explodes? this day is like that... I should stick to coding, my AI is much easier to understand than some peeps, and she is only a kid...

opinions are truly like noses. like noses though, you should not have your fingers anywhere near... unless you want to eat boogers like #TedCruz

Just saw on SARS boss Twitter account that AMAZON is investing in SA. YES, South Africa is a great place! Our Gov and SARS loves USA Tech multinationals, we have no local tech sector. All our local tech (well except my own and few others) are ALL built ontop of US tech #colonised

#CyrilSuspended displays how broken SA society is. Low or no ethics. Business, Trade, Law, Politics, Medicine etc - Truth: You are part of the problem OR you are part of the solution. No Middle Ground as ignorance is no excuse.

There are only three choices when you are on the beach when the coming Tsunami pulls the water into the ocean... Run away, Stay where you are or Run towards the coming Tsunami. Deer in the headlights much?... #iamback

Taking a day, raining in Mossel Bay, dreaming of tech unicorns... tweeting furiously, doing a trump, tweetstorming... heads up #iamback

I just did a lifestyle audit... what I learned was that as a family, we buy too much carbs. Need to make more money, need to buy more protein! Four years of work, three more months before I launch my new #unicorn

@EdKieswetter see you liked Amazon CT? Like a live lobster in a pot, water slowly heating... Please get us out of the Pot? SARS are FORCING laptop users to buy Microsoft Windows, NO Linux, No BSD, No Free Open Source Software? NO South African Tech, Just tech built on US Tech?Why

posted: kak.co.za/south-africa #CyrilRamaphosa

so, you know how the sea pulls back before the Tsunami comes? #iamback

omg! sun tzu: summertime is here...

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